So what would your profile say if DeviantART really did have a dating App?

Mine would probably be:

x - 17 = y

x = your age
y = the # of possible sexual partners you've had

Swipe left if your actual # is > y
Swipe right if your actual # is < y
Swipe left if you can't complete this equation.

Or it would say:

My play hard to get game is stronger than your best game. Bring it. I was looking for a relationship then realized most men are sleazy, are any worth chasing?

So what would yours say? Maybe it would be a description of your physical appearance, plus your interests. Or maybe it would be some sass. Or maybe it would be your intention (why you're here), plus what you're looking for in someone.

Feel free to add photos too (though you don't have to if you don't feel comfortable enough). You can have a disclaimer reading: "Note me for photos if interested!" instead. I think it's only fair if I add a photo, so here's one.
 

Notes:
Swiping left means no, I don't want to match with this person.
Swiping right means yes, I do want to match with this person.
Also, sorry for the dating threads, I have to do research on dating so that's why I'm in this mindset. Also, this seems like a fun idea!
I know Tinder already exists but hypothetically think if deviantART connected all the artists in your area locally through this app, that's what I'm getting at, people near you that have an account.