TOTALLY ORIGINAL DAMMIT Ask Me About Canada Thread


isthisthingstillon's avatar
Yes we all speak French and no we don't like Celine Dion either.

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TheRoyalCrownJewel's avatar
What do you guys look like? Do you really have beady eyes and flapping heads?
Riemea's avatar
Why the heck to you call soda/soft drinks pop in the west?
nadjasybill's avatar
Have you ever been in a Canadian stand off? :la:
HimitsuUK's avatar
You ALL speak French?
4-X-S's avatar
Is F35 worth the money?
JawRipper's avatar
If anyone has question aboot the Prairies or the First Nations (Indians) speak to me.
EV9295's avatar
I dont want to ask you about Canada, I want to know why you have a steaming pile of shit emoticon, and a baby pooping cherries, do you....
Like poop?
isthisthingstillon's avatar
emsoileau's avatar
I like Celine Dion.
emsoileau's avatar
Says the Canuck sot.
<3
Pencil--Pony's avatar
ALL of you speak french?

I wish to go live in Canada some day, from what i've heard the more you go north the land prices goes down, is that true?
zoeyaugust1245's avatar
Trust me, you don't wanna live way up North unless you're will to shell out a ten for a carton of milk.

Some, but a fair amount of it isn't "proper" French.
whiterayven's avatar
No, not ALL Canadians speak french.
isthisthingstillon's avatar
Sort of, but not really - most of our cities are south, and city property is expensive, but in the few northern cities like Edmonton land is quite expensive too. The east coast has cheap properties in general.
sdragon1984's avatar
Why do you call ham "bacon"?

Also, what's up with the milk bags?
isthisthingstillon's avatar
We only call bacon bacon, god dammit.
TheBrassGlass's avatar
Can you send me some poutine and beaver tails plz? Suffering from major withdrawal here in New England. :(
isthisthingstillon's avatar
I'll mail you cheese curd and a packet of gravy powder if that is sufficient.
DiamondTank's avatar
What your favorite treat in Canada?
isthisthingstillon's avatar
Pets-de-soeurs :stare: nun farts. They're... hard to explain. But contain cinnamon.
sdragon1984's avatar
The fact that you didn't say Tim's is proof that you're not a real Canadian.
DiamondTank's avatar
maybe a photo might help