Secrets


FaceRabies's avatar
Alright so I was reading this article on 'The Daily Beast':

www.thedailybeast.com/articles…

Its about weird and secret libraries in New York, including the adventurers library, magicians library and freemasons library. The suggestion is that there are no really secret books, that all books are publicly available.

Then, I was thinking about the supposed secret 4chan folklore book 'The book of Loki':
THE BOOK OF THE KEY AND THE LOCK by setvasai
The book that supposedly is only known to those who make a faustian pact. I'm even more confused now, after reading 'The Supervillain':
The Supervillain by Az-I-Am
The suggestion is that secret books, and secret occult knowledge can grant you immortality. So this got me thinking about secrets generally, and now i'm wondering:

tl;dr
What secrets do you believe are true? What secrets do you have?
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monstermaster13's avatar
You heard nothing.  Especially nothing about me supposedly turning into Danny Trejo when i'm hungry.
FaceRabies's avatar
My ears are blocked.
monstermaster13's avatar
Good..make sure it stays that way.
FaceRabies's avatar
Should I also shut my mouth?
gvcci-hvcci's avatar
once a secret leaves your lips it's no longer a secret 
FaceRabies's avatar
Once a fart leaves your buttocks, is it still a fart?
gvcci-hvcci's avatar
yes, but farts ain't secrets and secrets ain't farts ;)
TheMisterMan2's avatar
They can be though.
FaceRabies's avatar
UnknownSingularity's avatar
All my secrets are in plain sight :iconwoooplz:
FaceRabies's avatar
But nobody knows.... You're actually a man?
FaceRabies's avatar
ww...ww...wwhat are you?
TheMisterMan2's avatar
A sea horse I do belive. Rare breed.
ShuQxx's avatar
I can't think of any controversial secrets. 

As for a secret I have..: My family thinks I'm off on a business trip,.. but I'm actually having the time of my life with a proathlete. 
FaceRabies's avatar
Your wife would probably accept that you were gay if you just told her you were with another man.
ShuQxx's avatar
What? I'm female and not married...
hopeira9's avatar
Secret I think is actually true "The cake is not a lie! It was all a conspiracy so that we wouldn't seek out The Cake!"

Secrets I have: I suck at keeping secrets :XD: I'm not sure I have any that somebody doesn't know.
FaceRabies's avatar
Oh shit. The Cake IS a lie
hopeira9's avatar
Oh ye of so little faith. When The Holy Cake comes before us all, ye shall be cast into a hell of smelly casseroles and asparagus! 
FaceRabies's avatar
Oh god. Asparagus smells so bad!!!
LLAMALLAMALLAMASTEIN's avatar
There's a secret book of llamas.
:iconrainbowllamaplz:
FaceRabies's avatar
Is that where the Dali Lama gets his wisdom?