Why aren't we dating?
Rules:
- Be creative! Saying you're not my type, you're spoken for or I prefer women isn't enough.
- Give examples.
- The person with the worst excuse has to date me (just kidding).
Now tell me your excuse!
Is that creative? O.o
I truly hate and despise thomasVanDijk
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I truly hate and despise thomasVanDijk
And Naeleinn EdisonCoco RoyaIIant Quindayo Anonymous-Drawer Heavier-Lobster JonnyAltezza brighteyes00 retorra Soul-Daemon dogg-penis noamkitty TheCunningCondor Mizu1993 VanuInfiltrator catsglade CrimsonColt7 CaptJackZodiac DrOfDemonology KagamineLink Sceolang Fliron Kitsunefireball Krasher124 Shoujohinos MasterPlanner Internetexplorer968 Steve-C2 Katara-Alchemist LicianDragon SmileOfMalevolence KARKlTTY Hashae Z-Pikachu Zigholtul88 WallachianBard HimitsuArtMlp SmallSauce LizzyChrome AnVirgin Abstract-Mindser mud-shark HaruShadows MonkeyFace77 Sapphire-Ashesx Pokey-Bunny skygal333 RookieBlue23 Rhapsodna ThatKidWithTheRabbit tessabe TopazGems hsherran NiceMechano RihannasKawaiiLover Adorabamf SadistSkunk EbolaBears leo-kindred17 Cethlenn Patt-Ytto Coffee--Pot America--Hetalia ToadsterOven AnimaImaginez ToucheElfeAphrodite Zetikla LunarCombustion
That would work, if you weren't a guy, damned
I know, I know: I can't date you because you've slammed the door on my penis and it got severed from my body.
My body is radioactive, people will get toxicated easily when they approach.