Why aren't we dating?


Dynoboot's avatar
Tell me why we're not dating.

Rules:
- Be creative! Saying you're not my type, you're spoken for or I prefer women isn't enough.
- Give examples.
- The person with the worst excuse has to date me (just kidding).

Now tell me your excuse!
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humloch's avatar
Because I'm a lesbian
Dynoboot's avatar
Have fun dating women!

Let me know what that's like :iconforeveraloneplz:
Dynoboot's avatar
It's not funny. Look at how many people have rejected me!
Stardust-Supernova's avatar
I prefer my men in a full fursuit that howls when he cums?

Is that creative? O.o
Dynoboot's avatar
I dunno, is it? Or are you just telling the truth?
Dynoboot's avatar
No to the first part or to the second part of my question?
Dynoboot's avatar
What do those others have to do with it?
xReitoukix's avatar
sorry, how sexy you are, my wife would kill me if i date you^^
Dynoboot's avatar
I can understand.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
We're not dating, it's not you, it's me, I'm gay :lol:
That would work, if you weren't a guy, damned :stare:
Dynoboot's avatar
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
I said it would work, but alas, you're a guy, therefor drawing the "I'm gay card" isn't going to work.

I know, I know: I can't date you because you've slammed the door on my penis and it got severed from my body. :stare:
Dynoboot's avatar
I'm sorry. Let me see if I can find you a hallmark card for that.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
Hallmark cards make everything better :nod:
Dynoboot's avatar
And they have one for every occasion!
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
Even for this particular one, because if so, I'll forgive you and date you :bucktooth:
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radiumlowi's avatar
Trust me, I'm an A0 (avaliable, no previous dates)
My body is radioactive, people will get toxicated easily when they approach.
Dynoboot's avatar
It's worth the risk.