I'm in your home..
.. What would I find in your fridge right now?
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YOU AIN'T GETTING MY NACHO CHEESE!
ME, IN MY GIANT FRIDGE, IN A PARKA, WAITING WITH A RUSSIAN FULLY AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN.
peach cobbler, skim milk, orange juice, a dead body... yes, ignore that we're still waiting for the police to stop searching
You will find lots of leftovers so lame, they make normal leftovers look gourmet. 
Tis ok, share anything 
Alright, ummmm... there's mushy garlic potatoes and dried out, old Spanish rice?
Thats enough 
You will find food
Well what else will there be in the fridge?
Besides uh dead bodies I guess
Besides uh dead bodies I guess
don't fucking drink my almond milk or i'll cut you 
Wait.. almond has milk ? it ain't even have titties
FISH (/ °°)/
I lub fishy things 
Salmon, Tuna etc (/ °°)/
Only peanut butter, but that's for filling the cracks in my broken heart. 
I hate peanut butter 
but here is hug for your heart
but here is hug for your heart
What fridge?
you better bring it right now !
Nothing... Maybe orange juice... So you will probably be like, "YOU DON'T HAVE FOOD!!!"
Me~ "No."
You~ "You are a bad friend."
Me~ "Why?"
You~ "You don't have food!"
Me~ "You can eat some paper-towels?"
You~ "EW! I'm leaving, we are done!"
Then our good relationship and fake friendship that we never had would end... xD
PS. Drink my orange juice and...
Me~ "No."
You~ "You are a bad friend."
Me~ "Why?"
You~ "You don't have food!"
Me~ "You can eat some paper-towels?"
You~ "EW! I'm leaving, we are done!"
Then our good relationship and fake friendship that we never had would end... xD
PS. Drink my orange juice and...
No No, I'll eat that paper-towels
Good choice, they are the soft and of the highest quality. 
A bunch of health food, and maybe my wife's margarita mix. I don't drink, but that stuff is amazing on its own mixed with some club soda. 
Sounds healthy 