Evil Santa Strikes Again!
Why hello there, boys and girls! I know I'm over a month late but I'm in a ho-ho-HORRIBLE...*cough* I mean lovely mood! And I feel like giving gifts to all the lovely people on DeviantArt...
So tell me what you want! I'll deliver it to you quick-smart and make sure you're happy~
Results are not guaranteed. Santa is not responsible for injury, death or unhappiness caused by any of the presents he delivers. Batteries not included
Now be a dear and tell Santa what you want for late Christmas
EDIT: This is a forum game guys, please stop asking me for actual material things XD I'm not actually giving anyone anything
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I want a PS4, with the up coming Silent Hill game to go with it. -What could go wrong?
Evil Santa, I really want the $800 I spent on my college books this semester back. Can you steal it back from the bookstore for me?
Three beautiful women to be my partner.
BTW... it always seems to be three women I am involved with. If it ever goes less than that--all relationships fuck up. It never goes above it either.
It strikes me as weird.
BTW... it always seems to be three women I am involved with. If it ever goes less than that--all relationships fuck up. It never goes above it either.
It strikes me as weird.
I want my missing cat to come back. T_T DO IT SANTA OR I WILL STOP BELIEVING
I want you to take me away in your sleigh.
Oh, well (since this was so much fun last time) I'd like a totally awesome/epic butler
Christopher Walken and a loyal army of hypnotized minions.
World domination.
Jellybeans that sing this song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NR…
World peace.
Gimmie cute things!
-flops in - I want a hug from you Oppy that would make me happy 
*woof*
*woof*
A big-ass mansion.
Dubstep Pikachus 
Your icon provides you with that already though~MOAR!
Give me the password so I can activate the bombs.
Sure thing! The pass word is -----This message has been censored by the FBI
Damn it, well I'll have to resort to the super virus and I'm not done with the cure yet.
I want a magical unicorn that is forever loyal to me.
Certainly~But in order to show its loyalty it feels the compulsion to stab you with its horn
I'm honored! 
Give me death!
Very well! I killed you...But some nice person used a defibrillator to get your heart pumping again