Have any good jokes or riddles?
Just looking for a good laugh.
So here is my riddle:
Old Mother Twichet has one eye
And a long tale which she lets fly
Every time she went through the gap
She left a bit of her tail in the trap
Who is she?
Here is my joke:
. . . sorry cant think of one XD i have hundred but i cant think of it . . . so have another riddle:
Little Miss Etticoat,
In her white petticoat,
And a red nose,
The longer she stands,
The shorter she grows,
Who am I?
Hope you enjoy the riddles and tell me in the comments if you get the answers, and please, dont cheat
Have Fun
So here is my riddle:
Old Mother Twichet has one eye
And a long tale which she lets fly
Every time she went through the gap
She left a bit of her tail in the trap
Who is she?
Here is my joke:
. . . sorry cant think of one XD i have hundred but i cant think of it . . . so have another riddle:
Little Miss Etticoat,
In her white petticoat,
And a red nose,
The longer she stands,
The shorter she grows,
Who am I?
Hope you enjoy the riddles and tell me in the comments if you get the answers, and please, dont cheat
Have Fun
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I have one! It's not mine and I don't do riddles. Hope you like it anyways. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuwCUI… 
You always hear it but you never say it. What is it?
Umm, i dont know
Here are mine \
1. Brothers or sisters have I none, but that mans father is my fathers son. Who is that man?
2. Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed; Yet this I will say - we are full all the day, and empty when we go to rest. What are we?
Here are mine \
1. Brothers or sisters have I none, but that mans father is my fathers son. Who is that man?
2. Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed; Yet this I will say - we are full all the day, and empty when we go to rest. What are we?
You name! I'm sure there is a variation of it that is better but thats all I could remember. I think it's my son. Second guess is my Father .o.
2. Um... I dunno. Gloves?
2. Um... I dunno. Gloves?
Good one
1. YES!
2. Close one, in fact it could be an alternative answer, but the one i got is Shoes.
1. YES!
2. Close one, in fact it could be an alternative answer, but the one i got is Shoes.
Oh wow lol, I was thinking shoes but gloves fit better in my head.
What gets wet as it dries?
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
A towel
.. . oh my, i dont know
.. . oh my, i dont know
there are a few different answers:
Poe wrote on both.
Because there is a 'b' in both and an 'n' in neither
or Lewis Carrolls answer:
Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!
Poe wrote on both.
Because there is a 'b' in both and an 'n' in neither
or Lewis Carrolls answer:
Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!
Oh. . .A bit confusing, but i think i understand.
1. A rooster lays an egg on top of a house, which side does the egg roll off of?
2. An airplane crashes west of the Bahamas, where do they bury the survivors?
2. An airplane crashes west of the Bahamas, where do they bury the survivors?
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hah answered before scrolling oops
hah answered before scrolling oops
1 . .. huh not sure, is the house not slanted,(is the roof flat?)
2. You dont bury survivors, i love that one
Here are mine
1. What do poor men have and rich men need, is stronger then God and more evil then the Devil and if you eat it you will die.
2. A goat is tied to a rope, the rope is 5 feet long, the goats food and water pale is 25 feet away, hoe does the goat get to his food/water?
2. You dont bury survivors, i love that one
Here are mine
1. What do poor men have and rich men need, is stronger then God and more evil then the Devil and if you eat it you will die.
2. A goat is tied to a rope, the rope is 5 feet long, the goats food and water pale is 25 feet away, hoe does the goat get to his food/water?
Roosters don't lay eggs
That one got me for years... My pop pop was an evil man back in my childhood
Yay! you got the second one! that always used to screw with teachers back in high school XD
Omg, I am going to think about these riddles you gave me for the longest time I swear XD
That one got me for years... My pop pop was an evil man back in my childhood
Yay! you got the second one! that always used to screw with teachers back in high school XD
Omg, I am going to think about these riddles you gave me for the longest time I swear XD
1 oh good one, going into the riddle bank XD
Take your time, respond when you think ya got them
Take your time, respond when you think ya got them
One man murders another, and another man witnesses the crime as it happens.
The man, the witness and the judge all sit in an American court room.
The judge looks at the murderer and tells him, "I know you're guilty, but I can't arrest you."
Why not?
The man, the witness and the judge all sit in an American court room.
The judge looks at the murderer and tells him, "I know you're guilty, but I can't arrest you."
Why not?
was the judge the witness?
Nope! 
there isn't a prosecutor
wait...
they're not american?
EDIT WAIT JUST REALISED HAHA
JUDGES DON'T ARREST PEOPLE
snort
wait...
they're not american?
EDIT WAIT JUST REALISED HAHA
JUDGES DON'T ARREST PEOPLE
snort
No the judge has to sentence them, but he can't.
And yes everyone is American.
And yes everyone is American.
you said arrest :3
I meant sentencing them to be arrested. XD Sorry!
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Just guessing this, is it a police office and the other man is the deputy or something?
Nope!
guess again.
guess again.