Challenge Fun #18 - Win 3 Month PM or Points!
Suggested by siantjudas, your challenge for this week is to convince us all that you are the most drunken person in this thread! However, you only have 50 words to demonstrate this, so use your words (or lack thereof) wisely!
Rules:
You must use 
:drunk: in your post!
One entry per person.
Prize: 3 Month PM or 636
Deadline: Monday 1st September
If you have suggestions for future challenges, please state so in this thread!
Rules:
You must use :drunk: in your post! One entry per person.Prize: 3 Month PM or 636
Deadline: Monday 1st September
If you have suggestions for future challenges, please state so in this thread!
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Convinced I was that... (slurred) this was de..vils aunt.. I never like her anyway. If she w...as here I would (throws up) 
but now I'm not s..ure... who are you looking at!!! my face (cackles) you know who I are 
but now I'm not s..ure... who are you looking at!!! my face (cackles) you know who I are 
This challenge is 
coolio~ Ha...ha...good l-l-luck to the...the...the others. Wooooo! 
coolio~ Ha...ha...good l-l-luck to the...the...the others. Wooooo! 
wowwwwza, everyone is being so trippy...
Are they?
I'm nto drunk.
asfiunjinjbvugycytvuybuinoinoknojbhibhbojnhbhihibhub-burps-gffrhbhgvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahagahagagagatatatjajaja-pisses self-
*talking to stop sign* You saying *burp* that i'm .. . DRUNK ?!?! Last time i checked .. i only had 2 beers .. 2 plus 7 or was it 9 witch is only 4 so i think *burp* that i am ooookkkk, so how bout you get out of my way and 
49 word
?!?! Last time i checked .. i only had 2 beers .. 2 plus 7 or was it 9 witch is only 4 so i think *burp* that i am ooookkkk, so how bout you get out of my way and 49 word
Wine is li;ke being stuck in front of a tv screen that screams 'FREEDOM!!!' Alcohol has many faces
and there's no Billie Holiday plz.
and there's no Billie Holiday plz.
I'm noooooooooooot drunnnk! I'm drink beveragz, yo riight! But imma liiving verrrry well *hiccup*! I luuvin beeeeerr, n’ vodka fram MOTHA RUSSIA!!!!!!! N’ da RED RED WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE... Alcohol is reeeally crucial for Tanaka, that’s meee! But I can controool myself!!!!!! Look me imma... imma ... (Fainted)
Vomit on me big daddy.
You usually have to pay extra for vomit play.
My friend, you don't know me all too well if you think I'd have to pay extra.
I dont always drink ... ... but when I do... *falls off my bar stool, face-planting the floor*
The Next Day - where am I?
... but when I do... *falls off my bar stool, face-planting the floor*The Next Day - where am I?
One time I woke up in a filed surrounded by rabbits.
One was actually smelling my face when I wake up, and when I got up, they froze, looked at me and then bolted. But I was literally surrounded by a circle of bunnies. Then I had to make my best guess on which direction to hike back to a road and try to sherlock where my car probably was.
One was actually smelling my face when I wake up, and when I got up, they froze, looked at me and then bolted. But I was literally surrounded by a circle of bunnies. Then I had to make my best guess on which direction to hike back to a road and try to sherlock where my car probably was.
fuck the liberalsWell that's not even trying...
I thought I was being special.
No, you're being about average right now.
HHAHHAHAahahaaa 
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee wowooooowww wooooooo woooo HAHhahahhhhaaahahaa 
What's it like to be drunk
It's like fucking an angel while doing a speedball.