Puns
They've been on my mind lately. Got any?
If a clock is still hungry after lunch, it goes back four seconds.
If a clock is still hungry after lunch, it goes back four seconds.
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So I stole some chemistry's geek lunch, and when he found out about it, he approached me, his lunch half-eaten (by me, obviously), and said, "Bromine."
I bet you needed a doctor after that.
There's a blue box in my herb garden, it must belong to the Thyme Lord.
My underpants are rear garments.
That extermination was Dalektable.
My socks are each a foot long.
My underpants are rear garments.
That extermination was Dalektable.
My socks are each a foot long.
I hope you don't mind if I....Walken.
I wanted that Tom guy to be my workout buddy, but I guess I have to go to the Jim first.
Why did the little boy who was part of the wedding party roar as he walked down the isle? ................He was the ring bear.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. And then it hit me.
Did you hear the one about the snow queen?
Don't start giving me an icy reception if I tell you
Don't start giving me an icy reception if I tell you
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I am actually going to make a character that is a Snow Queen. However, she gets stripped of her title and divorced by the Snow King because she almost hurt her own daughter.
good luck!
There was a ship carrying red paint and a shit carrying blue paint, and they crashed into each other. What happened?
The sailors got marooned!
Man, that joke was intense!
Like camping!
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff.
The sailors got marooned!
Man, that joke was intense!
Like camping!
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff.
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I'd bee glad to honey, otherwise the truth will sting.
You've gotta be kitten me right meow. Paws the movie for me.
Life's a bit ruff, so let's bark up some fun.
Life's a bit ruff, so let's bark up some fun.
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I can't think of any other puns.......... DARN IT!
You don't have to unless you really want to.
I only thought of those at the top of my head. It's hard thinking of puns. There's too many cheetahs in this world.........
I used to want to study banking, but I lost a lot of interest.
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in the shower
So I'll
an apology.
I know its a
habit
But it makes me
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an apology. I know its a
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