Your Weirdest dreams?


CourageoftheMagi's avatar
Tell me your wildest dream and I shall tell you what it means!
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MissPoe's avatar
One night at Family Palace

I worked at a family-entertainment company called "family palace" or something. My job was to test new attractions before we launched them to visitors. Now, someone had come up with a new game. This is how the game worked:
Staff dressed up as animals were roaming a maze of corridors. The families task was to "survive" in the maze through a certain amount of time without being caught by the staff in animal costumes. They wore friendly mascot-costumes btw.

So I was going to play the role as a visitor but this testing took place late at night. We all thought it was weird but we didn't say anything.
At night we all met up outside the maze and we noticed that the costumes had changed. They suddenly looked creepy now and it wasn't because it was dark, it was like the cuddly appaerance had been switched to a feral one.

A bit creeped out they put on the suits and the rest of us made us ready to enter the maze.
We walked in but the lights didn't work (of course) so we could only see thanks to the moonlight.

I walked around for a while without seeing anything or meeting anybody. But then I heard one of my co-workers being found by one of the animals. He was afraid and it appaered as he was being abused by the animal-staff.
I couldn't find a way in to him, I could only hear him through the wall. But suddenly I started hearing similar cries around me. The ones in suits had gone mad.
I ran around trying to find a way out now and started to see blood spatter on the walls, which meant that the violence escalated. Eventually the cries got even worse. There was panic. I felt it and I met a few people who were too freaked out to stay with me.

Then I met the first animal. It wasn't supposed to be there, I had never seen the suit. It was a suit of a red wolf with a big grin and sharp teeth. It had glaring eyes. It was clear that the person within the suit didn't belong in our staff.
In fact, I found out (somehow I don't know how) that it was the ghost of a psychopath and serialkiller who played the part as the red wolf. He affected the others into abusing everyone but the red wolf brutally killed everyone he encountered.

So he tried to kill me but I managed to outrun him and hide in a closet. Unfortunately I encountered him several times after this first encounter. All of them equally terrifying as the last.
We were supposed to be there the entire night but I would never have survived that so I broke a window and fled with bare feet in the snow. There was a forest there and I ran straight into it until help came.

The nightmare was definitely based on the game Five nights at Freddy's because the suits looked alot like those in the game, but freakier.
The dream didn't even need the madness in order to be a nightmare. It's terrifying enough to be chased around by people in suits! I remember I kept thinking "why would anyone want to do this!? This is NOT for families!"
crocodilerocker's avatar
Umm, I have weird dreams a minimum of once a week but they vary on weirdness levels. My latest weirdest one was like a crossover between Orange is the New Black and Harry Potter. I was trapped in a place that looked like Hogwarts but there were no HP characters, only OINTB characters who I befriended. And Pornstache kept violating me and I got sick of it and decided to flee. Red tried to get me to pack a bag but I said it would only wear me down. So I jumped out a window and into a river and swam for like a mile until I got really fatigued. Then a boat asked me if I needed a ride and I agreed. But they took me right back to Litchfield-Hogwarts but I didn't get into trouble. I just started all over again. During something like an event, Scabior the snatcher dude appeared at a window and offered me safe passage out and I agreed. And we both jumped into the river and swam all the way to land, where there was some kind of cafe. Once we were on our feet, we started making out. A lot. And when we were done, we walked past the cafe and I saw a red-haired dude. I asked him if he was Ed Sheeran and he said yes. And then Scabior and I made out some more and eventually I woke up.

I make out in my dreams a lot…
UmbrellaFighter's avatar
I have to choose the wildest? Wild like a party, you mean? I once saw I were kidnapped by aliens and were in this huge flying soccer, where a hyper-galactic party was going on inside, mostly in a zero-gravity room...but that's old.

Yesterday I had a strange one-sounds crazy, but actually has a plot. There was this weird "rabbit hole" in the floor, no one knew what it was. A friend of mine had fallen in when it appeared. We were waiting for investigation, but I were too curious and fell inside. When I got up I were at the dark corner of a gloomy room. There was my friend, too: but she looked like she has always been living there, not like she had just fallen in. And she wasn't alone: she was taking care of her grandma, singing her and fetching her food. It was weird. I were about to go make questions, but as soon as I revealed myself, the door blasted open and everything disappeared in a whirlwind. All I could see before blacking out was a black-haired woman at the doorway. Next thing I knew, I woke up in a scenery inverse to the previous one. It was a party, going on in a place like my real-life home. The same friend was there, only she was feeding and singing to her baby instead of a grandma. Lots of friends were around, they seemed to be very accustomed to my presence. I were still dizzy when the doorbell rang, and someone asked for me. I were surprised to see that there was an actual normal world outside the door. And four agents with costumes and black glasses were waiting for me. They explained me that because of falling in the hole I were shifting dimensions. They showed me a box with some human remains, carved with burned symbols: They were what was left from the "me" that was caught in the explosion, in the previous dimension: my consciousness had switched bodies and dimensions after I died there. They told me the black-haired woman was after my friend, and I had to stop her before she killed us in this dimension too-they'd explain me the rest afterwards. I went back in the party and sat in front of my PC, trying to look normal. I had talked with that woman in the party, right before going out, but I had to make sure. When my PC started acting weird I knew she was gathering electricity. I saw it was her, so I caught her and stopped her. She stared in my eyes, and I woke up. I also should say my friend looked like Alice in wonderland (19+ age)
Beatles24's avatar
I was a man, but I had the sense that I was a woman, and I almost had sex with another man. Then the scene shifted to this candy world and a creepy monster like from the movie Cloverfield.
boofbuscuit's avatar
i am my uncels dalmashin and he maks me poo outsidee ;-;
SHrrrrrriiipfan's avatar
I think the real question is: What the hell did you people eat/drink/smoke/take/etc. that night?! :rofl:
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Beatles24's avatar
I can't do any of those.
MissPoe's avatar
I wanna share this nightmare I had last night.


I was in Russia during winter and visited a small, tragic-looking town. There was a toyshop I went into because I wanted to buy a stuffed toy as a souvenir.
It was filthy in there, smelled funny and the toys were dirty and looked like they've been there for 20 years. The shopkeeper were a bulky guy in a white tanktop and tattoes all over his arms. He was bald but had a small moustache. He also had angry eyes.
I could hear people in the backroom of the shop.

I had a bad feeling about this place so I wanted to buy something and get out asap.
I realized that this shop was a facade for drugdealing. And the people in the back were working in the lab.
I selected a yellow bunny (because he would have known that I had figured it out if I left without buying anything). He said it cost 3000 sek and opened it. There was a huge package with a white powder inside it. It was cocaine.
I tried my hardest not to look surprised and said I didn't want that much. Cocaine for a value of 1000 sek was enough.

But it was no use. He knew I wasn't interrested in drugs and that I would run straight to the police if I left the shop.
He kidnapped me.
I was tied down to a chair behind the counter and all my clothes stripped off. He explained everything, said he was going to play with me, rape me before he kills me. He had done this for 9 years, and never had his victims been found.
I cried and pleaded for my life. He found that amusing.
He said he would give me a chance. If I could pull off a good stripshow he would let me go.

I knew it was a lie, so I took the opportunity to find some sort of weapon in my handbag.
There was a can of shaving foam. I figured if I could manage to rub it in his eyes I would get a chance to run.
I used it in my stripshow so I wouldn't make him suspicious.
I began by smearing it on my boobs but he was so far away from me that I got insecure about my plan. I tried anyway and charged at him with my hands full of foam.
He was prepared for it and caught me.

Then I woke up.
CourageoftheMagi's avatar
You certainly have interesting dreams, in mine i get dragons and goblins and well...flying things??
MissPoe's avatar
That's not halfbad either. At least you remember them, the saddest thing to me is people who can't remember their dreams... ever.
CourageoftheMagi's avatar
I had one where there were two brothers, one a dwarf and a man with dreadlocks, both had Hypertrichosis, so they were covered in hair. They were hunters that caught, well supernatural things like demons or goblins, and searched the galaxy for them in their flying truck, and they were were-creatures, the dwarf was a were-shunk and his brother a were-sloth...
MissPoe's avatar
What a fantasy-dream. :S But you weren't in it?
CourageoftheMagi's avatar
No I was the taxi driver...
Zeedi's avatar
Infinite Tuesdays. Every day, when I was in high school, an animal attacked the school. the animal was different each day. 2 principals, 4 teachers, 6 students died. 8 bathrooms blew up. The sky bled and the floors collapsed into a pit of sharks.

Meanwhile, I was stuck in the freezer. I ate bacon.
EggNogtheEgghead's avatar
Most of my weirdest dreams are nsfw and very unpleasant. Also for some reason I'm almost always a guy in them.
BlackJokerLover's avatar
I hardly remember my dreams! But I remember having one that was totally weird and not like me...I had a dream I was making out with some random dude! I was like "What the hell?" Rage 
CourageoftheMagi's avatar
I had a dream where Thorin stole my peanuts...??
monstermaster13's avatar
I constantly dream of being turned into Christopher Walken often as the result of being bitten by another 'Walken' or via hypnosis,  the transformations always feel so...sooo...natural,  and good.  I can't help but give into my Walkeny instincts as I transform,  slowly becoming more Walken than human...until...I am Walken.  I always wake up feeling disappointed that I am not Walken.
CourageoftheMagi's avatar
But you are Walken...
monstermaster13's avatar
Sometimes I forget that when i'm on here...sometimes..
CourageoftheMagi's avatar
monstermaster13's avatar
Although it does makes things interesting.
CourageoftheMagi's avatar
It does I bet, but does Christopher know you stole his face...
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