dragon poop
Just imagine a giant dragon pooped on your bed (dont ask how) what would you do?
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dragon poop stinks? Or does it... Who knows, maybe it smells like airwick XD
i´ve never thought of it like this, i feel like i just became a better person right now
Keep the dragon as a pet and sell the poop.
smart decision
Sell the crap to scientists and get rich.
Its surprising how many people would try to make money from dragon poop
Sell it on eBay.
I'd be rich as balls. And I could buy a bew bed.
Also I'd molest, kill, molest again, revive, molest again, kill again, molest again, then ultimately kill the dragon. Before molesting it one more time.
Motherfucker. That should make a good example. Aint no motherfuckers pooping on my bed.
I'd be rich as balls. And I could buy a bew bed.
Also I'd molest, kill, molest again, revive, molest again, kill again, molest again, then ultimately kill the dragon. Before molesting it one more time.
Motherfucker. That should make a good example. Aint no motherfuckers pooping on my bed.
Wouldnt it be smarter to keep it alive, so you could sell more poop?
No because when the quantity increases, the worth decreases.
Marketing 101
Marketing 101
true
Adult dragon, say size of a three story house (nothing like Smaug for example) would poop around 15-30kg's of poop. Slay/molest/revive/molest again/final kill the dragon, and I will be rich.
I'll spend the money on making my own country, with blackjack and hookers!
I'll spend the money on making my own country, with blackjack and hookers!
Very wise
Yeah well, I'm a bloody genious! 
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Does molesting a dragon revive him? That's interesting. I wanna try it... multiple times. Yes. For science.
FOR SCIENCE!!!
Sexy, sexy science.
As sexy as can be 
<3
Grow an awesome tree with it.
YEAH!!!!
I'd go toss it on someone I hate.
Thats mean
It is but I can assure you that anyone who has gained my hatred pretty much deserves it (we be talkin down right abusive people)