Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...
Snape shall give you advice!
My advice is that you take a nice deep sip of either an exeptionally potent Drought of Living Death or a suprisingly deadly poison.
(This thread may get closed or moved, but let's see how long it lasts!)
My advice is that you take a nice deep sip of either an exeptionally potent Drought of Living Death or a suprisingly deadly poison.(This thread may get closed or moved, but let's see how long it lasts!)
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Snape, what would you do if James Potter slapped you in the backside?
I would probably neuter him using sectusempra, torture him with the Crutiatus Curse, and finally give him an Evada Kedavra to the face. Then I would tell Lily that a Death Eater got him! ~
Sounds fitting. :3
Doesn't it! And he and Lily would live happily ever after and have beautiful children.
Just thought I should let you know, I'm reading though people's questions and Snape's answers, and I'm finding them hilarious!
Would you be insanely angry if I made a ripoff thread, with a Star Trek character?
Would you be insanely angry if I made a ripoff thread, with a Star Trek character?
Hahaha! Thank you, its been really fun.
Aw, hell naw! Make ALL the threads, dude! Go for it!!
Aw, hell naw! Make ALL the threads, dude! Go for it!!
Ravenclaw here. Are you fond of the color purple?
No, I prefer...green.What about rainbows?
...they're alright.
Snape why do kids tend to hate/get creeped out by you? 
I always thought you where cool.
I always thought you where cool. Because they are ungrateful brats, that's why!(I'm with you, I friggin love Snape.)
I have a depressing life.
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My letter of acceptance to Hogwarts seems to have been lost. It's been 9 years, any idea what might have happened?
Hogwarts never let's letters be lost. You simply lack magical talent.I refuse to believe that. 