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Why Am I Alive?

:iconepicmarkvan:
Epicmarkvan Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
As the subject says. Why am I alive?
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:icontdphotodesigns:
tdphotodesigns Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Professional Photographer
Because you're amazing!:D hehe
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:icondadona777:
dadona777 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
who said you were alive :noes:
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:iconartificialphantom:
ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Because I have been unsuccessful in my attempts to kill you. So far.
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:iconself-epidemic:
Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
You're alive because your parents fucked and your Mum didn't have an abortion, or miscarry.
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:iconsomnusvorus:
Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013   Digital Artist
Maybe, you're not alive, and it's all an illusion. :shifty:
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:iconmortuusinanima:
MortuusInAnima Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's a long story ...
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:icondreamworld88:
Dreamworld88 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Student Writer
You are alive because you can reproduce, take in energy, and make waste.
But I don't have proof. You could just be existing.
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:iconunknownmarksman115:
Unknownmarksman115 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You aren't alive, you are just a an android who can act human and feel emotions. YOU'RE ONLY A MACHINE!
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:icontuftedpuffin:
tuftedpuffin Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
Because two people had unprotected sex and a particular sperm happened to hook up with a particular egg and poof! You were created.
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:iconquenixy:
Quenixy Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
'cause the Man in the Moon chooses you to be alive :)
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:iconskyhndx:
skyhndx Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
you were born to be alive. :sing: [link]
...why should I be the only one to suffer
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:iconjunete:
junete Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
Because the great sky fairy allows you to be.
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:iconficklestix:
Ficklestix Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist
Because you suck.
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:iconfalseshepherd:
FalseShepherd Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Are you a giant penis with wings?
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:iconcindertwig:
Cindertwig Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
What is this alive people are talking about?
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, you aren't.
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:iconmaltese101:
maltese101 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Student General Artist
Because I said so.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're not alive. Just merely existing. :shrug:
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Student General Artist
You were born
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:iconlobosabio:
LoboSabio Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Because you're still breathing thanks to the marvels of modern technology.
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:iconsagethethird:
sagethethird Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
read this [link] book. it's not the whole book but it still has some good sections.

like this [link] I wish it had page 128...

but the basic premise is you exist because you exist, it's recursive to the point of nausea and you can't escape existing. even when you're dead you still exist because your matter still exists. as Sartre says "there's no halfway house between existing and not existing, you have to exist all the way"

so much so, the one thing descartes couldn't doubt when he did his whole "doubt everything" routine was that he existed. "I think therefore I am".

So you are alive because...:shrug:

in other words, existence precedes essence - so right now literally you have to find out why you are alive.
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:iconmraaronmarker:
mraaronmarker Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not for us to enjoy your empty echoing gallery. Back your forum with art.
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:iconepicmarkvan:
Epicmarkvan Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Art? Why would I ever put art on this website? I mean srsly.
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:iconmraaronmarker:
mraaronmarker Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I am here for the art. Contribute or fail. Ride your M.L.P out.
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:iconepicmarkvan:
Epicmarkvan Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Idk what an M.L.P. is, but I don't speak odd monkey lizard man so please speak english.
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:iconmraaronmarker:
mraaronmarker Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My Little Pony. You will puke too when you see the gallery's full of a badly drawn cartoon badly drawn by others.
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
MLP = My Little Pony
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Inorite? Website titles are for hipsters. :iconteheplz:
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:iconmraaronmarker:
mraaronmarker Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My user name is my real name. I do not front or pretend.
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What does that have to do with anything? :/
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:iconmraaronmarker:
mraaronmarker Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I must keep talking to you so please talk about art!
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're funny. :yawn:
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:iconmraaronmarker:
mraaronmarker Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My avatar is actual artwork by Zeny Fuentes.
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Student Digital Artist
You're alive...because Morgan Freeman said so. :iconmorganfreemanplz:
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
If I were a 70 year old granny, I'd love to fuck him. :drool:
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Most random thing I've heard all day. :lmao:
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
It's not too random. Who doesn't wanna fuck God? :B
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Satan? :iconojoyplz:
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
Why wouldn't Satan want that? :P
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I have no idea. :lol:
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:iconepicmarkvan:
Epicmarkvan Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
That is the best thing anyone has ever said to me. Kouta-Cha, we shall unite in our love of the Freeman.
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Is that so? :iconmorganfreemanplz:
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:iconmraaronmarker:
mraaronmarker Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You are not worthy!
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:iconepicmarkvan:
Epicmarkvan Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
I know I'm not, BUT I MUST TRY TO BE!
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:iconmraaronmarker:
mraaronmarker Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Cowboy up.
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:iconfalseshepherd:
FalseShepherd Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
That's what she said.
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:iconmraaronmarker:
mraaronmarker Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Giddy up.
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:iconfalseshepherd:
FalseShepherd Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
That's what she said.
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:iconunonomus:
Unonomus Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Because. If you didn't exist, we wouldn't have any Epic Mark Vans in the world.
Imagine. A world without Mark. It'd be unthinkable.
I'd be...great. :D

And terrible. No one would be around to fix spawn every time it was griefed. C:
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:iconepicmarkvan:
Epicmarkvan Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Or would there be? Just bring a new me over from a parallel universe. Sure, I might have slightly different in personality, but who said that was a bad thing?
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