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MAN EATING CARPET?!?!

:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's late at night, you are fast a sleep in our room when you wake up to a annoying sound. You stand at the top of the stairs but you still can't see anything. You walk down the stairs and follow the sound into the living room. As you look in, you find your carpet rug squirming across the floor, it see's you and starts coming after you. What do you do?
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:iconcrankyconstruct:
CrankyConstruct Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"It's fucking Ultima 3 ALL OVER AGAIN."

Proceed to tackle the carpet and punch it mercilessly. Forever. Until it stops moving. Then elbow drop it and writhe in pain as a result.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It will eat your fist!
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:iconcrankyconstruct:
CrankyConstruct Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THEN I'LL EAT THE CARPET.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF SHAG RUGS.
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:iconkrissygalaxis:
krissygalaxis Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Student General Artist
Take a magic carpet ride, and sing that song from Aladdin.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But the carpet wants to eat you?!
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:iconkrissygalaxis:
krissygalaxis Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Student General Artist
He wants to eat you too.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconrunforlifeplz:
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Throw a carpet eating man at it ,and let them fight to the death.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sounds like a plan!
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:iconhanimetion:
Hanimetion Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
beat the man-eating carpet with a man eating carpet
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But the other man-eating carpet will tr and it you :O!
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:iconhanimetion:
Hanimetion Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
darn, didn't think that through =P
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think you need to go to plan B.
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:iconzignide:
Zignide Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013
Throwing chairs to it. Everyone knows chairs are the natural enemies of carpets.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
True true....you will need a lot of chairs!!
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:iconrainbowkitty777:
rainbowkitty777 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Clone it and mind control them to destroy the opposing carpet.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well that's more origional than the 'kill it with fire' solution that gets used a lot. I like it. Well done, you've killed a carpet.
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:iconrainbowkitty777:
rainbowkitty777 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Did I kill both or just one??? owo
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just the one for now!
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:iconasterismo:
Asterismo Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Get a baseball bats. Baseball bats are always the answer.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Problem....It ate all the baseball bats :iconshockplz:
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:iconasterismo:
Asterismo Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
WHACHU DO DAT FO?
Guess I'll have to use you as a baseball bat instead. Thanks for inconveniencing me. *grabs your legs and picks you up*
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahhh :icongirlyscreamplz:
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:iconrustyironmonger:
rustyironmonger Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought you were talking about a man eating carpet (I was on a locked ward with a guy who ate carpet fibers and paint chips, drank from toilets and painted the isolation cell with his own shit), not a man-eating carpet.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Are you sure that man wasn't a badly deformed dog because my dog does all of the above? :iconawkwardturtleplz:
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:iconrustyironmonger:
rustyironmonger Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:

He was a severely brain-damaged alcoholic.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah okay, that's understandable :)
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:iconrustyironmonger:
rustyironmonger Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Absolutely
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:iconsoluble-hermit:
soluble-hermit Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I would sick the man eating carpet on the man-eating carpet and see who wins. Perhaps they will devour one another and nothing will be left but blood and fibers.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Maybe, maybe....I really do regret forgetting to put the - in. -.-
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:iconsoluble-hermit:
soluble-hermit Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
But language is fun.

At least, to me it is.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha.
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:iconbinarystep:
binarystep Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd get Lucas to handle it.

(Kudos if you get the reference.)
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't get the the reference :iconshameplz:
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:iconbinarystep:
binarystep Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MOTHER 3. An enemy in it is called the Carpet Monster. Lucas is the main character, who kills Carpet Monsters.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ohhhhhh! Well these aren't carpet monsters, just merely your living room carpet that has been cursed.
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:iconbinarystep:
binarystep Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well then...BURN IT!
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But they are resistant to fire!
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:iconjackgraham:
JackGraham Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Kill it with fire!
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But it's resistant to fire :O.
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:iconjackgraham:
JackGraham Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nothing is resistant to fire! Well not my fire, my fire is the fire that burns through the heavens!
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
These carpets are resistant to anything and everything :iconmwahahaplz:
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:iconjackgraham:
JackGraham Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Then I'll die knowing I've lived a swell life, and that I went down fighting the evil carpet menace
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
R.I.P JackGraham Killed by a carpet.
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:iconjackgraham:
JackGraham Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My spirit lives on, through the sofa cushions
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, hi there cushion dude! :iconhurrhurrplz:
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CosmicVirus Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconicameplz:
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
Wait...so this is not about oral sex with a female?
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sorry to dissapoint you but no. :)
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
I throw you in the way as a distraction while I escape.
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