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MAN EATING CARPET?!?!

:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's late at night, you are fast a sleep in our room when you wake up to a annoying sound. You stand at the top of the stairs but you still can't see anything. You walk down the stairs and follow the sound into the living room. As you look in, you find your carpet rug squirming across the floor, it see's you and starts coming after you. What do you do?
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:iconcrankyconstruct:
CrankyConstruct Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"It's fucking Ultima 3 ALL OVER AGAIN."

Proceed to tackle the carpet and punch it mercilessly. Forever. Until it stops moving. Then elbow drop it and writhe in pain as a result.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It will eat your fist!
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:iconcrankyconstruct:
CrankyConstruct Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THEN I'LL EAT THE CARPET.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF SHAG RUGS.
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krissygalaxis Mar 23, 2013  Student General Artist
Take a magic carpet ride, and sing that song from Aladdin.
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Gingerpony Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But the carpet wants to eat you?!
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:iconkrissygalaxis:
krissygalaxis Mar 26, 2013  Student General Artist
He wants to eat you too.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconrunforlifeplz:
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rellik1138 Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Throw a carpet eating man at it ,and let them fight to the death.
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:icongingerpony:
Gingerpony Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sounds like a plan!
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Hanimetion Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
beat the man-eating carpet with a man eating carpet
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