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MAN EATING CARPET?!?!

~Gingerpony Feb 19, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

It's late at night, you are fast a sleep in our room when you wake up to a annoying sound. You stand at the top of the stairs but you still can't see anything. You walk down the stairs and follow the sound into the living room. As you look in, you find your carpet rug squirming across the floor, it see's you and starts coming after you. What do you do?

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*digiGoggle Apr 16, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

"It's fucking Ultima 3 ALL OVER AGAIN."

Proceed to tackle the carpet and punch it mercilessly. Forever. Until it stops moving. Then elbow drop it and writhe in pain as a result.

~Gingerpony Apr 16, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

It will eat your fist!

*digiGoggle Apr 16, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

THEN I'LL EAT THE CARPET.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF SHAG RUGS.

*krissymars Mar 23, 2013 Student General Artist

Take a magic carpet ride, and sing that song from Aladdin.

~Gingerpony Mar 26, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

But the carpet wants to eat you?!

*krissymars Mar 26, 2013 Student General Artist

He wants to eat you too.

~Gingerpony Apr 16, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

~rellik1138 Mar 22, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Throw a carpet eating man at it ,and let them fight to the death.

~Gingerpony Mar 22, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Sounds like a plan!

*Hanimetion Mar 22, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

beat the man-eating carpet with a man eating carpet

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