Mr Lou's Advice Corner.
Recently I have made threads where you fine people have come for insults and compliments.
Here you come for advice. Need help with life, relationships, economically or socially? Look no further, fellow deviant.
Ask away, my friends.
Here you come for advice. Need help with life, relationships, economically or socially? Look no further, fellow deviant.
Ask away, my friends.
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How can I get a monkey?
lol
Go to Africa and capture a monkey. 
Sounds like a plan.
I know I've already posted here but I don't care.
Can I ask you one question?
Can I ask you one question?
Go ahead, my child.
Thank you for answering my one question 
How do I force people that dislike me to like me? 
Give them cake, and lots of it.
But I don't know their address. So I can't send it to them..
Don't you ever meet these people in person?
No.. People irl tend to like me if I want them to like me..
They only hate me if I'm mean to them and make them hate me.
They only hate me if I'm mean to them and make them hate me.
Why would you ever want someone to hate you?
Because I don't like them and don't want to feel obligated to be kind and social towards them.
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I'm taking out my sadness by drinking and making videos of myself miming barbie girl.
Should I seek help?
Should I seek help?
Yes you should. 
Take out your sadness by throwing eggs at strangers instead.
Take out your sadness by throwing eggs at strangers instead.Now, that is a good idea.
That is always a good idea, regardless of how you feel at the moment.
Yes, I will make it my nightly activity.
It shall be epic! 
Indeed it shall!