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Mr Lou's Advice Corner.

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RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Recently I have made threads where you fine people have come for insults and compliments.
Here you come for advice. Need help with life, relationships, economically or socially? Look no further, fellow deviant.

Ask away, my friends. :meditation:
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:iconthegman0:
theGman0 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist
How can I get a monkey?
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SadistSkunk Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
:iconmonkeyclap:
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:iconthegman0:
theGman0 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist
lol
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Go to Africa and capture a monkey. :thumbsup: :iconmankey-plz:
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:iconthegman0:
theGman0 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist
Sounds like a plan.
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I know I've already posted here but I don't care.

Can I ask you one question?
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Go ahead, my child.
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for answering my one question :aww:
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconohuplz:
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconohmeplz:
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:iconsadistskunk:
SadistSkunk Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
How do I force people that dislike me to like me? :iconcuriosityplz:
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Give them cake, and lots of it.
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SadistSkunk Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
But I don't know their address. So I can't send it to them..
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't you ever meet these people in person?
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SadistSkunk Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
No.. People irl tend to like me if I want them to like me..
They only hate me if I'm mean to them and make them hate me.
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Why would you ever want someone to hate you?
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SadistSkunk Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Because I don't like them and don't want to feel obligated to be kind and social towards them.
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RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh. Well, you could always kill them! That way you would never have to see them again!
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Kasimere Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
I'm taking out my sadness by drinking and making videos of myself miming barbie girl.

Should I seek help?
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes you should. :B Take out your sadness by throwing eggs at strangers instead.
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student Filmographer
Now, that is a good idea.
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That is always a good idea, regardless of how you feel at the moment.
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
Yes, I will make it my nightly activity.
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It shall be epic! :iconfinallyplz:
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student Filmographer
Indeed it shall!
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Evlydia Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Student General Artist
:bucktooth: My friend likes one of her managers at work but he's at least 15 years older and has a girlfriend. What should I tell her?

Also I'm cold. How do I make it not be winter?
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RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Tell her to not let her emotions cloud her reason... :meditate: If that doesn't work, slap the stupid out of her head.

If you don't want it to be winter, there is one thing you could do. Wait.
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Evlydia Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student General Artist
:noes: What's a quicker way for it not be winter.
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
There exists none in this universe!
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Cindertwig Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
To be fair he could move to a warmer country.
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Very good point!
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Evlydia Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student General Artist
:noes:
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RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Other assholes, or dicks.
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JessamineDiane Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Is this serious advice or joke advice? I need serious help.
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It can be serious if need be. What do you need help with?
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JessamineDiane Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well I have extreme anxiety problems and I am terrified about being a bad person and harming the people I love. I don't know what to do to sort out my jumbled up thoughts and I really need coping methods and ideas on how to relax. I posted a forum thread in 'Help With Life' but I'm not getting many helpful responses and I don't know what to do.
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Cindertwig Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
Ok this will sound generic but see a psychologist os a therapist they can and will help you with that sort of problem.
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RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Harming them how?
I don't know much about your situation obviously... but my advice would be to go for long walks maybe? :shrug: Meet friends, get a new hobby (that benefits you somehow, not cutting yourself or something)
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junete Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
I need more advice! I'm low on cash and I have to decide between ice cream and doing the laundry. Obviously I'm going to get the ice cream so how long do you think I can pull off the same pair of jeans and t-shirt before society begins to shun me? :stare:
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RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not joking, this christmas I had the same pair of jeans for 2 months without washing em. :B They looked nice, smelled nice. It worked.
So, I'd say 2 months before society begins to shun you. :P
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junete Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
I was only banking on a week. Two months means I can get extra ice cream. :plotting:
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly! :nod:
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:iconjunete:
junete Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
Thank you for all your help! :iconladanceplz:
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You are most welcome! :bow:
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maltese101 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Student General Artist
How can I get rid of my zits? Been using those face cleansing things and they still pop up like mad. :stare:
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Gemdrop Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Stop being a teenager.
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maltese101 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student General Artist
I'm on it.
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Eat healthy, drink healthy, wash face twice daily.
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