Go one better and kidnap the Queen and Kate Middleton, then brainwash them in to thinking you are saving them from a life of repression and every time one of their royal guard come near they go into a blind rage and kick them in the face like they knew how to use Muay-thai all their lives!
I am the replacement for 007 since he is retiring. My number is 000. You can be the beautiful woman who keeps getting into trouble and I keep rescuing throughout the mission. You only get to be in one film though.