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a list of all things awful.

:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Student Filmographer
first on the list, this thread.

but yeah; list out what you think is awful. (specifics would be nice)

also:

1. slow internet
2. misleading titles on anything
3. seagulls
4. foot odor
5. most fan art
6. that first brown chunk of phlegm you wake up with in the morning
7. alarm clocks
8. customer service
9. working in customer service
10. the outdoors when you're still in your PJ's
11. my temperamental cell phone
12. the majority of pop music
13. excessive nostalgia
14. hashtags on facebook
15. people who try their best to make all status updates on Facebook as inspirational/vague as possible
16. being allergic to cats
17. having no job
18. paranoia on a regular basis
19. that weird feeling when you want to say something, but can't
20. 9gag
21. gun-nuts
22. people who get easily offended
23. people who fuck up the punchline to a joke you're telling

will add more as soon as i think of some more.
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BrynjaG Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
1. When people judge you for your weight.
2. Birds that attack you at the park, because they want your toast. 
3. Weird messages from people you don't know. 
4. Skin problems from using so dang much grease-paint. 
5. When you burn water while cooking.
6. People who wipe their noses on their hands.
7. Blobfish. (look it up)
8. Sneezing while standing in front of your class.
9. Friends coming to your house and leaving a mess.
10. The world exploding just because somebody hiccuped. 

Yeaaaaaah.. that's about all I can think of, personally. 
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iColored Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
1. Spiders.
2. Spiders that jump
3. Spiders that are huge.
4. Spiders that are small.
5. Albino spiders.
6. Black spiders.
7. Tan spiders.
8. Tarantulas. 
9. Australia, because of spiders.
10. Rudeness.
11. Catfishing.
12. Closed-mindedness.
13. Cockiness.
14. Ads before YouTube videos.
15. Bigots & Racists.
16. Attitude.
17. Improper grammar.
18. Judgement.
19. Exclusion.
20. Loneliness. 
21. Humus. 
22. Reliability.
23. Ratchetness.
24. People who find it cool to inject themselves with deadly toxins and call it getting "Turned Up."
25. Being broke.
26. Failing.
27. Hyping up something lame.
28. Over-using the F word in hopes to sound "cool & serious."
29. Interruption. 
30. Unappreciative people.
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GothicHedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
1. screaming from anyone for any reason regardless of age
2. people fighting
3. people arguing
4. Stereotyping people, subjects, ect.
5. Having a stomach ace
6. close-minded people
7. Bashing homosexuality
7. Pink flomengos www.google.com/search?q=pink+f…
8. Poultrygeist www.google.com/search?q=poultr…

All I can come up with for now.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Student Filmographer
poultrygeist sounds like a blast lol
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GothicHedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
If you wish to watch it then you are more than welcome too. When we all rented it from family video and watched it we found it to be pretty bad. I think Pink flomengos is worse though and we actually own that one.
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Silent-Lurkers Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
1. Religious nut jobs
2. Hippies
3. Babies
4. Children
5. Scream of a child.
6. People
7. Politics
9. Animal abusers
10. " I am on the toilet" messages on Twitter
11. Facebook
12. Discrimination
13. Bad parenting 
14. Dog shit
15. My little pony porn
16. Smelly arm pits.
17. Feet
18. People who tell me I believe in god when I just said I didn't
19. Jehovah witness who come at my door.
20. Poor people who keep nagging about the rich people while they don't want to work or follow a study.
21. Quinten Tarentino or whatever he's called.
22. Closed mined people
23. Being allergic to dust mites 
24. Adults with diaper or poo fetishes 
25. When the streets are covered with a layer of ice and you need to go to school/work on your bike...
26. People who claim soy is better for people and nature while rain forests are taken down for growing soy.
27. People who deny human nature.
28. people who say a zombie apocalypse won't happen
29. Attention whores.
30. Ridicules breast enlargements.
31. Heart surgery for 90 year old people.
32. Hentai.
33. Trolls.
34. Kids who chase after ducks, geese or any other bird.
35. Religion wars
36. Brainwashing.
37. People who do not have a clue what you are talking about, but they pretend they understand you.
38. Emo kids
39. Shopping for food with a vegetarian.
40. Vegetarians who eat fish.
41. People who only eat raw stuff and no animal products O.o ....how can one stay alive...
42. Gay Bashing
43. Pedophiles.
44. Parents who push their kids to do certain things they wish they did as a kid, but never could. like beauty pageants or certain sports. 

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dallstreet Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Student General Artist
Fucking hilarious list....I hate all that shit too...also, I think I should tell you, you really do believe in God....
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Silent-Lurkers Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
:lol: good to know it was amusing, that means I did my good deed for the week ;p
Oh no....just NO! :stare: 

But yeah....just imagine how messed up and frustrating it is to discuss with someone like that >.>
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dallstreet Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Student General Artist
No doubt...nothing worse than someone who's so fucked up and insecure in their own beliefs that they feel the need to tell you what YOU believe...I try to avoid people like that.
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GothicHedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
The screaming of children bothers me too. In fact, screaming from anyone bothers me.
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Silent-Lurkers Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
Yeah same here, but it's just that children do it more often....they don't seem to understand how horrible it sounds :/
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GothicHedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
Good to know that I'm not the only one that doesn't like anyone screaming.

I will not disagree that children do it often though. The kids in my area are one of those that scream when they are having fun. The ones that scream in public when they are misbehaving are worse though in my opinion. That pretty much ruins the good feeling I would have in my day out.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
dayum.
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Silent-Lurkers Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
:thumbsup:
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:iconreicheru-ketsueki:
Reicheru-Ketsueki Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer

1. waking up with bugs on your face

2. running into shit

3. slow, slow internet

4. people who are intolerant to others for no good reason

5. assholes on DA cuz I thought people were suppose to be better here

6. 4chan. twice I got hit by hundreds of those little buggers on youtube filling my comments up with shit

that's all I got atm...

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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Student Filmographer
lol why did 4chan raid you?
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:iconreicheru-ketsueki:
Reicheru-Ketsueki Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I don't really know people just find my stuff funny i guess
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:iconbri-dude:
Bri-Dude Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student General Artist
-Having your toenails yanked off with pliers
-Being teabagged to death by tom cruise
-Alex Trebek
-Falling over and having each of your buttocks stabbed by one of those letter-holding spikes
-Jackson pollock
-Keith Herring
-Not being allowed to dislike Keith Herring simply because he had AIDS
-Honey boo boo
-Not being allowed to kill honey boo boo with a gardening spade
-Cops
-Politicians
-Dogs that drool all over your pants so it looks like you pissed yourself
-The MLP diaper porn that seems to be taking over DA
-Yogurt
-Having nothing left in the house to eat except soap
-A zombie chicken covered in rusty nails trying to violate you
-A zombie Pterodactyl covered in razor wire trying to violate you
-Ashton Kutcher pretending he's an acceptable substitute for Charlie Sheen
-Getting your ass kicked by a morbidly obese WOW playing bronie in spongebob pajamas wielding a comically over-sized floppy pink dildo
-People who can't get over the fact that you don't like a certain food and refuse to stop bothering you about it
-Waking up, going downstairs and finding a bowl of poo in your microwave
-Naruto
-Being triple dog dared into stopping the industrial fan with your genitals
-Getting a fishing lure through your eyelid because your friend is a sh*t caster
-Tweens
-Not being allowed to beat tweens around the head with a frying pan
-The fact that "This Hour has 22 Minutes"  and "The Royal Canadian Air Farce" were both cancelled
-The fact that the entire cast of "Jersey Shore" haven't been publicly executed for their crimes against the human gene pool.
-The moment when you're wading into cold water and that first wave rises up and JUST gets the underside of your balls
-The star constellation Ursa Major. Smug b*tch
-Getting off on the wrong foot with your waiter and knowing there will be something gross in your food.
-The movie Titanic
-Joss Whedon's Endings
-Starbucks, and the various cults and sub-human creatures that congregate there
-Taking an Arrow to the knee
-Taking a chainsaw to both knees
-Getting hit in the face with a discus
-Getting hit in the balls with a discus
-Getting into a headbutting contest with a rhinoceros
-The fact that you need a lots of tests and a license to prove you're fit and smart enough to drive a car, but none of that is necessary for reproducing.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Student Filmographer
all of those are my favorite things.
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:iconhashae:
Hashae Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
1)Government
2)Society
3)Rap music
4)Country music
4)Sagging
5)Rape
6)Lies
7)Terrorists
8)Smoking
9)Drinking
10)Drugs
11)Ass holes
12)Classy people
13)Saying God doesn't exist
14)Yaoi
15)Butter
16)Mayo
17)Sour cream
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Chaotic-Brony Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I get all of that but why butter and sour cream? They sort of make food awesome.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Student Filmographer
drugs, sour cream, and assholes are a great combination though :(
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Hashae Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
bitch drink bleach. thats a horrible combination to even consider. asshole
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Student Filmographer
stay classy, dweeb.

also, god doesn't exist and you're not a "servant sent from the heavens", you delusional fuck.
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Hashae Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Say what you want about me but my eyesight is better than you think asshole. I am what I am and that's what I believe. You either except it or don't give a shit and move on.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Student Filmographer
oh, you sure showed me.

let's just all collectively hope you never have kids.
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Reicheru-Ketsueki Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
wait..no one would be able to see that. I think by eyesight he meant his ability to copy and paste that sentence into notepad...
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
iunno.

all i know is sometimes i write small.

to make things funny.
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Silent-Lurkers Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
Lol, I can read it :iconteheplz: ...without copy and pasting!
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:iconbri-dude:
Bri-Dude Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student General Artist
VelvetFish WINS-----FATALITY
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
wait; did he suspend his account because of my comment?
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unfortunatevent Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't know if anyone put this, but...

Stepping......on.....a.....LEGGO
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student Filmographer
i leggoed my eggo, and i cri evrytim
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prestonthecarartist Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Student Photographer
Bratty/ spoiled/wealthy people

Ignorant people

People who think their ricey little shitbox of a car is cool

Loud exhaust, big wheels, large spoilers, etc.

People who don't know when to shut up.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student Filmographer
i agree
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ILoveNug Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
1.shits and everything what is connected with the toilett,creeping and so on
2.unnice odors
3.dirty socks or pants
4.animal abuse/cruelty
5.perverts
6.stinking,unfrish food
7.stinking people
8.cold weather
9.multi-culti in Europe
10.going to the school
11.stupid relatives
12.false,stupid and unfriendly people
13.cheats
14.the hospitals(first of all all the tortures there)
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Student Filmographer
but perverts are so cooool
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:iconyukidogzombie:
yukidogzombie Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013   Traditional Artist
1 spiders
2 bugs
3 fireworks
4 thunder
5 balloons
6 guns
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Luckydog34 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Take spiders and bugs out of there and we basically agree :P
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yukidogzombie Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013   Traditional Artist
ok fair enough coz i hate lous things a lot more then bugs & spiders
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Student Filmographer
guns do suck.
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yukidogzombie Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013   Traditional Artist
big time :icondragoncryingplz:
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Karmageddin Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
hunting logging and other thing that bad for the environment

animal abuse/cruelty of any kind

bad music

school

homework

flies

domestic cats

small yappy dogs I like dogs just not the ones follow me down the street and bark which are mostly little dogs

small children: I just don't like being around them
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Student Filmographer
i love small dogs, but i can't eat a whole one.
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DanaRashidi Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
-Pollution
-War
-Animal Cruelty
-Racism
-Bullying
-Trash
-Food Waste
-Deforestation
-Climate Change
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McTalon Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
1. My histrionic younger siblings,
2. Fanatics,
3. People who think that New York City is all that there is to New York State (I'm from Upstate New York),
4. Whenever my brother :iconorigamipaul: plays Minecraft on my computer for ridiculously long periods of time,
5. Nearly getting hit by idiots yapping on their phones while driving,
6. Bigoted comments or remarks,
7. People who are ignorant of commonly known scientific facts and theories,
8. Comments left by trolls,
9. Those who accept Urban Legends and Conspiracy Theories as gospel,
10. Egocentric adolescents (which is possibly ironic and/or hypocritical, since I'm an adolescent who might be egocentric),
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Student Filmographer
dayum
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:iconmctalon:
McTalon Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Um, come again?
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Student Filmographer
dayum. like "damn"
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Koushoku-jin Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry for the short list, but this is all that popped out at a short notice:

- Barney ( that singing purple dinosaur )
- Justin Bieber ( spelling aside, gawd... there be better one out there, but him-- )
- people with no ears ( I mean, people playing music so loud )
- so-called 'cool kids' ( pre-teens smoking in public, excessive PDA )
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