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January 19, 2013
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All of this, could be ours.

:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Filmographer
If I turned up at your door, in the rain. Offering you the chance to rule the world with me... What would you do?

Would you be blinded by the bodyguards galloping abs? Or bow to my obvious greatness? Maybe you'd just close the door on me and tramp back to your monitor and finish that wank....

What would you do?
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:iconnur8:
Nur8 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would go with you ,power hungry as i am.but once we start ruling,id want my own kingdom and probably divide the world in two .one yours and the other mine,all mine.
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:iconmalicioussarcasm:
MaliciousSarcasm Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
Struggle to both think of a reason why there are muscular men outside the door for my boyfriend and answer you politely. Supposing it's him who answers the door then I feel bad for you because he'd probably join forces then get distracted and flail off into the night.
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Filmographer
This was just a way to segue your boyfriend into a conversation... wasn't it?
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:iconmalicioussarcasm:
MaliciousSarcasm Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
I hadn't thought of it that way ._.;;
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:iconawesomeizzy:
awesomeizzy Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Why would I share my power with you? :grump:
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Filmographer
Because I'm from Cheltenham.
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:iconawesomeizzy:
awesomeizzy Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
But I'm from the more awesome area! :noes:
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Filmographer
We have the Donut.
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:iconawesomeizzy:
awesomeizzy Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
We have a relatively major airport! :noes:
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Filmographer
A house blew up here, and it's door smashed through the opposites houses front window! :la:
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:iconawesomeizzy:
awesomeizzy Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
We had the classic of a weed farm being discovered in the attic above the launderette when the Indian restaurant next door burned down. :lol:
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Filmographer
... We..

WE HAVE CLEEVE HILL!
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:icondreamworld88:
Dreamworld88 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Writer
I'd ask you what kind of government you are implementing, if you prefer the Democratic party to the Republican one, ask you how you took over the world, why you want to rule the world...
the questions would be endless.
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Filmographer
I am neither party, since they are American- I am no yank.
I took it over with my amazing charm... And violent nature.
And I want to rule it because I am a power hungry malevolent bitch.
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:icondreamworld88:
Dreamworld88 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Student Writer
I think I'll just take a few countries.
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:iconhungryartistsunited:
hungryartistsunited Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013
Pixel art-vertising: [link]
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student Filmographer
No one is even gonna click that.
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:iconcarusmm:
carusmm Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
shoot you.
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student Filmographer
I cannot be killed.
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:iconjade-abarai-kat:
Jade-Abarai-Kat Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
take of my gloves, smack you in the face and say "hoe, the strip club is that way"
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student Filmographer
I know, I just came from there!
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:iconjade-abarai-kat:
Jade-Abarai-Kat Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
hence me saying go back
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Photographer
I would probably think you were high and tell you to fuck off.
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Filmographer
Someone needs to deal with their agro.
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Photographer
:iconohuplz:
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:iconkey-master-himeko:
Key-Master-Himeko Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Traditional Artist
"Galloping abs"...Will there be kilts? How many Scotsmen? Aussies? What about Irishmen?
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Filmographer
Maybe some Irishmen...
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:iconkey-master-himeko:
Key-Master-Himeko Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013   Traditional Artist
Om nom Irishmen. What about the kilts?~ They are essential.
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:iconveelore:
Veelore Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'd agree and, when the time came, betray you and rule on my own
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Filmographer
I'd kill you before then, sweetie kins.
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:iconveelore:
Veelore Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You underestimate me
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student Filmographer
No, no I do not.
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:iconveelore:
Veelore Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Good. That's exactly what I want you to think
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:iconbotsu-kun:
Botsu-kun Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
Meh. Ruling over a kingdom is enough for me. The entire world is too much to handle :XD:
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Filmographer
Eh, fair enough.
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dragriff Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
I would probably think you're some kinda freak, and ignore you and go back to, as you said; "finish that wank".
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Filmographer
Well, finishing that wank is probably best.
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh please, =EmoKels has already taken over the world! I don't need anyone to help me run it :iconsnobplz:
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Filmographer
How many times have I heard this now....
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well this is the only time it's actually important ;P
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student Filmographer
Course.
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:icon0rg:
0rg Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
I'd join you

then I'd hook up with one of your bodyguards and woo him into slipping some arsenic into your whiskey with my charismatic charm and turn your office into a petting zoo

with sheep
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Filmographer
1. My bodyguards don't have pensis' or sexual needs...
2. I don't drink whiskey.
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd definitely join you. Then I'd snap your neck while you weren't looking.

Well, you didn't seriously expect me to share the experience with you, did ya?
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Filmographer
You can't snap my neck, I'm protected 24/7 by them' abs.
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I snapped their necks too. While they weren't looking. Such a hideous sound, but what can you do?
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Student Filmographer
I can bang you into submission?
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icongo-on-plz:
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:iconkasimere:
Kasimere Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student Filmographer
Ben Dover, honey.
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't like the sound of that.
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