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January 15, 2013
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Why are you still alive?

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Chi77y Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Why aren't you dead? Tell me you're not a zombie. Zombies are fake so you are not a zombie. But I can't say anything about your brain. It may be dead, So why aren't you dead yet? Why are you so selfish? What was the last time you helped some stranger to live just a little bit longer?

also Cocks.
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:iconleapinglela:
LeapingLela Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I hooked death up with DSL. He owed me a favor.
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:iconroguishbard:
RoguishBard Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Because my lighter side wins me friends and loved ones...

...And my darker side kills off my enemies.
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:iconfalseshepherd:
FalseShepherd Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Turns out I'm not and I'm contacting you from the 'other side' ....... Of the net.
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:iconbarnowlgurl23:
barnowlgurl23 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm a barn owl that's immortal no one can kill me
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:iconlilibodett:
Lilibodett Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
'cause I'm cool like that XD
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:iconangelsdead:
AngelsDead Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Im not dead cause some people do love me.
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:iconrealbboy:
realbboy Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
I'm probably alive because I act nice to stangers and the recat by throwing themselves in front of bullets meant for me.
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:iconengelsblau:
Engelsblau Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Because I'm too much a pussy to kill myself.
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:iconfalseshepherd:
FalseShepherd Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I suppose I am still alive because of the straight jacket I'm in.
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Because I keep killing them before they kill me.
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:iconfalseshepherd:
FalseShepherd Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
A* for effort. Even though effort begins with an E.
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
keep sending your henchmen, and I will mail them back piece by piece
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:iconfalseshepherd:
FalseShepherd Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Atleast I will get them back, in some manner.
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
I'm sure evil masterminds must have to post there mortality rate in the hiring of more henchmen.

Yours must be outrageous.
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SpaniardWithKnives Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The attempts to kill me failed
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This one won't. Did you like that water, hmm? :evillaugh:
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SpaniardWithKnives Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconevilgrinplz:
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes, I've noticed that that's the sort of grimace people pull when they're about to die...
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:iconspaniardwithknives:
SpaniardWithKnives Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lawl!
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
In my case, helping a stranger hardly helped me live longer.

I pushed a stranger out of the way of an approaching blade* from a drunken idiot, and ended up getting stabbed in the chest myself.

*Then that stranger got me arrested for assault, since he fell over and hit his head. :facepalm:
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SpaniardWithKnives Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Gosh... What about the one that stabbed you?
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He was arrested for GBH, and is currently awaiting trial.
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SpaniardWithKnives Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Grievous bodily harm. Shit, the people can turn crazy.

What amazes me is the fact that the other person sued you... ugh, even when you got the worst part of all this. Shit, getting stabbed is a serious business.
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've been stabbed before, when I was 26. This time it wasn't so serious. But the same lawyer that will make sure the assault case goes out the window will also make sure that he gets a decent jail term for that bloke's attack. I have a very good lawyer.
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SpaniardWithKnives Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my.... Hope that ones spends a big deal of time in jail

The worst thing I had was when somebody hit me with a shovel on the side of the head (Spaniard redneck fight and an increase of my already existing madness, I guess) stone fights and fistfights with scars included.

Shit can get heated easily, specially in the cocky teenage years, but stabbing somebody is so twisted.
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not round here, it's not. Stabbing somebody is the way to get out ahead of the competition. Or would be, if there wasn't a police van thirty yards up the road.

I mean, what kind of nutter stabs someone when there are police nearby?
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SpaniardWithKnives Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It has to be kind of stressful the fact that somebody can pull out a knife like that, out of the blue. Where I live we carry knifes around, but is actually kind of country like. Everybody I know has them and at least a load of guns at home, or carry concealed ones, but well, we just do not pull them out, you spend a deal of time for that
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:iconrinni-boo:
Rinni-Boo Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Student
You're kidding, right?
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Unfortunately not. I was stabbed, and I am getting sued by the person I helped. :x
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:iconrinni-boo:
Rinni-Boo Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Student
Getting STABBED is a lot worse than falling and hitting your head. That person should be grateful that you took the hit.
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, duh, but it's not the way things work round here.

I have no doubt that the case will be dropped in court or before it ever goes to court. But it still made me break my new years' resolution which was to not get arrested in January. :x
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:iconrinni-boo:
Rinni-Boo Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Student
"THIS YEAR I WILL NOT GET ARRESTED!"

...

"DANG IT!"



I suggest you move somewhere where people actually have common sense! :)
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Where would that be?
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:iconrinni-boo:
Rinni-Boo Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student
Canada
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:iconjuneias:
Juneias Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i want to infected the world with my mixed man-eating babies
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:iconthesurrealisticmind:
thesurrealisticMind Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I still have the will to live
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But have you left a will?
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:iconthesurrealisticmind:
thesurrealisticMind Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
No, I suppose not.
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:iconxxevilblondiexx:
xxEvilBlondiexx Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Because I am ever vigilant.
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:iconnicolassarkozy:
NicolasSarkozy Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Miracles.
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:icontdroid:
tdroid Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
I am still alive because no one have successfully assassinated me yet. And I am still fairly young, so a natural death is somewhat unlikely anytime soon.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
Oxygen is a hell of a drug.

we huff it constantly, and life is the hallucination.
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is so fucked up, it might actually be true.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Filmographer
BE SOBER.

QUIT BREATHING.
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Two things which alas, seem to be impossible.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student Filmographer
YOU CAN DO IT

YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEB

:iconjustinbeiberplz:
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Justin Beiber? I'd rather have Justin Timberlake.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student Filmographer
TOO BAD.

YOU GET DA BEIBS.
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:iconcrystalclearly86:
CrystalClearly86 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Technically, I did die, but it wasn't my time so I got kicked to the curb by St. Peter and wound up back on the funny farm.
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Because =EmoKels is undefeatable
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