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January 15, 2013
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Why are you still alive?

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Chi77y Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Why aren't you dead? Tell me you're not a zombie. Zombies are fake so you are not a zombie. But I can't say anything about your brain. It may be dead, So why aren't you dead yet? Why are you so selfish? What was the last time you helped some stranger to live just a little bit longer?

also Cocks.
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LeapingLela Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I hooked death up with DSL. He owed me a favor.
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DomnuWyrda Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Because my lighter side wins me friends and loved ones...

...And my darker side kills off my enemies.
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FalseShepherd Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Turns out I'm not and I'm contacting you from the 'other side' ....... Of the net.
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barnowlgurl23 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm a barn owl that's immortal no one can kill me
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Lilibodett Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
'cause I'm cool like that XD
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AngelsDead Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Im not dead cause some people do love me.
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realbboy Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
I'm probably alive because I act nice to stangers and the recat by throwing themselves in front of bullets meant for me.
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Engelsblau Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Because I'm too much a pussy to kill myself.
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FalseShepherd Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I suppose I am still alive because of the straight jacket I'm in.
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RobStrand Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Because I keep killing them before they kill me.
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