Greetings, aliens. Welcome to earth. Now lemme get my camera so I can make cash out of this.

"Get off my lawn you no good Alien freeloaders!" - old man style. And of course, grab the shotgun should they fail to have left in the time it takes me to blink upon finishing that order.

I'd invite them in for tea and ask if they have any job openings on their star craft.

I'd say Get the fuck off my lawn you extraterrestrial pieces of shit!

Moo. OuO

"Ba weep gra nog weep ninni bom!"

*somehow found this O-O*

I wouldn't I'd just run as far away as possible. (War of the Worlds all over again >.<)

To be honest, they'd be frightened by my hyperactive rambling

here's a crunch bar for each of you. the next house has a guy that pops out of the bushes.

In Spanish.

Well...what species of alien are they?

It depends on how sexy they are.

I would say, " Hola, que tengo gusta tacos mas que human?" ( my Spanish sucks so...) and hopefully while they'e in my kitchen, the cops come in and deport their asses.

Aliens: [Hello. We have come to assess your planet's lifeforms. We mean no harm.]
Me: -stares-
Aliens (amongst selves): is this the incorrect language? -try Mandarin, Spanish, Hindi, and Arabic-
Me: -stares-
Aliens (amongst selves): [Very well. Perhaps this lifeform does not possess verbal communication skills.]
Me: -stares-
Aliens: -try talking to cats-

Oh hello there.

How are you doing. I'm [fine]


aka. actual conversational stuff.