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The aliens have arrived on your front lawn.

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Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How would you greet them?
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:iconpegasusqueen:
PegasusQueen Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student General Artist
How did they get pass the border?

Don't understand?

aliens plural of alien (Noun)
Noun

1. A foreigner, esp. one who is not a naturalized citizen of the country where they are living.
2. A hypothetical or fictional being from another world.
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:icondavanart:
davanart Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Greetings, aliens. Welcome to earth. Now lemme get my camera so I can make cash out of this.
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:iconfalseshepherd:
FalseShepherd Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
"Get off my lawn you no good Alien freeloaders!" - old man style. And of course, grab the shotgun should they fail to have left in the time it takes me to blink upon finishing that order.
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:iconjericawinters:
JericaWinters Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
I'd invite them in for tea and ask if they have any job openings on their star craft.
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icongetoffmylawnplz:
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd say Get the fuck off my lawn you extraterrestrial pieces of shit!
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Like this? :icongetoffmylawnplz:
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes
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:icongreendoodle:
GreenDoodle Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Moo. OuO
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:iconjphyper:
Jphyper Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
"Ba weep gra nog weep ninni bom!"
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:iconbinarystep:
binarystep Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*somehow found this O-O*
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:iconmaddalinamocanu:
MaddalinaMocanu Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I wouldn't I'd just run as far away as possible. (War of the Worlds all over again >.<)
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
To be honest, they'd be frightened by my hyperactive rambling :blahblah:
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:icongamersintel:
GamersIntel Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
here's a crunch bar for each of you. the next house has a guy that pops out of the bushes.
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:iconlobosabio:
LoboSabio Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
In Spanish.
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:iconvaladix:
Valadix Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well...what species of alien are they?
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:icon0rg:
0rg Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
It depends on how sexy they are.
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Unknownmarksman115 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I would say, " Hola, que tengo gusta tacos mas que human?" ( my Spanish sucks so...) and hopefully while they'e in my kitchen, the cops come in and deport their asses.
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hananadragon Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Aliens: [Hello. We have come to assess your planet's lifeforms. We mean no harm.]
Me: -stares-
Aliens (amongst selves): is this the incorrect language? -try Mandarin, Spanish, Hindi, and Arabic-
Me: -stares-
Aliens (amongst selves): [Very well. Perhaps this lifeform does not possess verbal communication skills.]
Me: -stares-
Aliens: -try talking to cats-
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?
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:iconhananadragon:
hananadragon Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
mew.
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
RAWR
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:iconhananadragon:
hananadragon Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconlionplz:
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:iconmlaproduction:
MLAproduction Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Oh hello there.

How are you doing. I'm [fine]


aka. actual conversational stuff.
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Its very simple conversation. Now how would you react if they told you that they were your ancestors?
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MLAproduction Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I would be a bit surprised and ask them about any cultural differences sustained over time, particularly in the arts.

then I would ask what the most interesting land form or sculpture they had seen.
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You are going to have one long chat with these guys.... on their ship.
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:iconpurplesnowcones:
PurpleSnowcones Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd be like :iconreactionplz: and just spazz out having no idea what to do.
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I can see you running in circles like that one mouse in this video here: [link]
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:iconpurplesnowcones:
PurpleSnowcones Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD
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:icongrimedecorum:
GrimeDecorum Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
just be all
"hey...
how's...how's it goin...
you come around this part of the galaxy often?
i like your antenni if you catch my drift wink wink xoxo"

yis
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very casual. :o
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:icondragriff:
dragriff Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
I don't have a front lawn, so it's fine.
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They'll give you one.
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:icondragriff:
dragriff Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Then they're nice, we shall be best friends forever!
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Horray!
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:iconchaosvolt:
chaosvolt Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
No intelligent life here. Pleas move along.
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Then they'll ask you if you are intelligent. :D
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:iconchaosvolt:
chaosvolt Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
If I'm going to be misspelling "please" like that, maybe not. :noes:
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
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bliekya Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
If they're aliens I've seen in dreams then I'd invite them in and catch up. If I've never seen them before, I would attempt to communicate with them. Either way I'd probably end up asking ten million questions (and give as many answers) and taking tons of pictures.
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Are you going to post your pictures on facebook and say you had a alien party? :D
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:iconbliekya:
bliekya Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Nope. I'd only show them to my friends as proof that I did interact with aliens.
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll make a peace offering (I hope to god they're friendly) and ask if I can go joyriding on their spaceship.
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would ask if I could take a ride, but I wouldn't know if I will return to earth or call it a chance to escape.
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I would prefer to keep living on Earth, but it would be incredibly cool to see other planets.
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:nod: I would love to see other planets too~ Or get near them to learn about them more.
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I would love that, too :)
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ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wouldn't. I would let them just stand out there and keep ringing the doorbell.
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:iconasnea:
Asnea Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
5 hours later, you are still hearing that door bell ring.
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