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42 seconds to live.

:iconjonnyaltezza:
JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
You have 42 seconds to live starting from the moment you finish typing your reply! And NO! you can not get out of this by continuing typing :no:

What the fuck do you do? Eh?
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:iconsaxeh:
saxeh Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Clear browser history and deactivate DA account.
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:iconcynicalpsychic:
CynicalPsychic Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student General Artist
dramatically kiss the nearest person who I'm not related to
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:iconprettiestthing:
prettiestthing Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Tonk.
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:iconveelore:
Veelore Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Set the scene to suggest a murder, give the homicide squad something to do
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:iconkittymrowmrow:
KittyMrowMrow Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Throw a rock! :D
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:iconjonnyaltezza:
JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Makes sense.
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:iconrocklou:
RockLou Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I get naked and start dancing seductively! That seems to solve most of my problems.
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:iconsatanic-kurloz:
Satanic-Kurloz Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
tell all of my online friends of my death, because If I disappear, they don't know where i will be! :(
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:icongemdrop:
Gemdrop Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Id run next door and spend the last seconds of my life with my best friend, telling her she is the most awesome person I've ever known. :B
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:iconsoda-with-cyanide:
soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student General Artist
Make myself comfortable and sing a little bit.
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:icontheimmortalcraig:
TheImmortalCraig Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Rape you.
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:iconjonnyaltezza:
JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Bring it on. :fart:
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:iconlovielovetree:
LovieLovetree Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
panic
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:iconhopeira9:
hopeira9 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
:iconrainbowdashwtfplz: That's your answer for everything!
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:iconxranberry:
Xranberry Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
42 seconds is not even enough to view the entire flashback scene of my life.
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:iconzero587:
Zero587 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Sit, and think for the last few seconds.....
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:iconneiot:
Neiot Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
... If I actually die, then it gives me the perfect opportunity to die in style.
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:iconraineartz:
RaineArtz Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist
...Tweet about it...
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:iconcarusmm:
carusmm Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Light a cigarette.
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:iconsimplylemie:
SimplyLemie Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
42 seconds? I'll just be sitting here, waiting for it. Had there been a bit longer I'd get dressed so I'd look a bit more... decent when my boyfriend finds me.

Really, if one is to die, what is there to do? To short times to say your goodbyes, too short to worry, too short to panic. Oh, and there I'm gone I'm guess.
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:iconjonnyaltezza:
JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
You underestimate 42 seconds of adrenaline fueled time, Have you ever been really shocked or stressed and your brain has gone into over drive?
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:iconsimplylemie:
SimplyLemie Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
But if you have 42 seconds to go, what do you really have to do?
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:iconjonnyaltezza:
JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Quickly hit porn in google and have a..

Oh you get the point.

Go out like a gangsta somehow?

Hit a bong?

Pray?

check your email?

Kill yourself?

Man, You have no imagination :(
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:iconhavydragon:
havydragon Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
pet my cat for the last time, then run upstairs to my nieghbour home and destroy his speakers ( i might die in the process of kicking down his door tho)
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:iconjonnyaltezza:
JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Still a better way to go than keeling over on top your laptop. :nod:
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:iconhavydragon:
havydragon Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
this is true :iconnodsplz:
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:iconouchmyeyes:
ouchmyeyes Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I'll run downstairs, go to the fridge grab the banana pastry thingy that has been looking at me for waaay to long, eat it an die happily
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Run around in circles shouting "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
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:iconjonnyaltezza:
JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:lol:
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hopefully someone would walk up to me and say "No, you are the British" just in time to make it seem like I died from the revelation. Mmhmm.
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:iconjonnyaltezza:
JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I think I'd run outside screaming about a terrible airborne virus :lol:
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
...Causing mass hysteria about the 42 second virus?
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:iconjonnyaltezza:
JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Good point. But it would still cause a right panic!
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Most likely, yeah. :stare:
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
I'll just panic and before I know it, I'm dead. :lol:
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:iconbitteryetsweet:
bitteryetsweet Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
I'LL DO NOTHING.

Everything I do takes longer that 42 seconds, which sucks. Or I'll annoy everybody and be like nigahiga in one of his videos: "YOLO RIGHT"
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:icondragriff:
dragriff Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Attempt to inform all my friends about it, but knowing my luck I would die while about to hit "Send".
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:iconworldwar-tori:
WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013   General Artist
clear my phone.
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:iconjonnyaltezza:
JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
42nd comment! Woot,
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:iconitzala:
Itzala Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
I'd call my mother. I thought about calling my girlfriend, but my mother always answers when I call, whereas I often get an answering machine when I call my girlfriend. It would be rather unfortunate to waste my last 42 seconds calling someone only to get a machine that doesn't roll over to the actual message until a few seconds before my untimely demise.
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:iconjonnyaltezza:
JonnyAltezza Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Is your girl friend against mobile phones?

(American translation = Cell phones)
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:iconitzala:
Itzala Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
She has one, It's just always in her purse and she never hears it. Her purse is an abyss from which nothing returns, so even if she did hear it, she wouldn't be able to find it in time.
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:icontrentvermin:
TrentVermin Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dook! :dummy:
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:iconmisterkhact:
MisterKhact Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Kill death.
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:iconopiumrooster:
opiumrooster Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
i would fuck my sister.
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:iconneiot:
Neiot Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
For fourty two seconds? Dude, you need the time to call her in your room and position her.
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:iconopiumrooster:
opiumrooster Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
shit, in that time i could fuck my sister twice and her dog.
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:iconneiot:
Neiot Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You have some healthy overactive sperm, mate.
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:iconitzala:
Itzala Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
that is somewhat disturbing, is this something you think about often?
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:iconopiumrooster:
opiumrooster Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
i don't, but SHE does.
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