Your Clone
What do you do with it?
Naturally, I'd fuck myself
Naturally, I'd fuck myself
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I'd make her go to school for me or with me when I feel like it. And occasional hot lesbian sex.
She'd probably expect you go to school some days too. Maybe you could get a schedule together
She's my clone, not the other way around. I get to make her my slave 
...how do you know???
I'm gonna be unoriginal and say that I would fuck with other people's minds and hopefully creep them out. I love it when they're scared of me. 
Plus if there's two of me I could get the upper hand in conversations and harass anyone who insults me and ruins my mood.
Plus if there's two of me I could get the upper hand in conversations and harass anyone who insults me and ruins my mood.
Those are good ideas. Most people want to abuse their clones it seems :<
Yeah, it's not really a smart idea, after all that clone is still you and I doubt it would want to do stuff you don't want to do.
I for one would want to be friends with it and hang out with each other.
I for one would want to be friends with it and hang out with each other.
And just by doing that, you'd freak people out. Although they'd probably assume you're identical twins
That's the point.
Though I doubt that people who know me would assume that and it's them who I mostly want to freak out, but you're right when it comes to other people.
Though I doubt that people who know me would assume that and it's them who I mostly want to freak out, but you're right when it comes to other people.
First , I would say sorry to her:
-I'm sorry, you are not myself. Not the original one
-Hey, I'm the real MortuusInAnima!
-What a nonsense. Look at yourself, you're not like me
-...
-Ok you look like me, but you're not me. I cloned you!!
-No. You are a liar. I cloned you!
-No I cloned you!
-I cloned you!
-I cloned you!
-I CLONED YOU!!
And over and over like this, coming out that the best thing to do is to kill her.
And with that dialog I'd forget to do whatever I wanted to do with her cloning myself
-I'm sorry, you are not myself. Not the original one
-Hey, I'm the real MortuusInAnima!
-What a nonsense. Look at yourself, you're not like me
-...
-Ok you look like me, but you're not me. I cloned you!!
-No. You are a liar. I cloned you!
-No I cloned you!
-I cloned you!
-I cloned you!
-I CLONED YOU!!
And over and over like this, coming out that the best thing to do is to kill her.
And with that dialog I'd forget to do whatever I wanted to do with her cloning myself
Yes but which one killed which and who are you
Who knows?
The important thing is that everyone knows me like the only MortuusInAnima.
There aren't clones (or originals) that can claim their superiority on myself.
The important thing is that everyone knows me like the only MortuusInAnima.
There aren't clones (or originals) that can claim their superiority on myself.
That's the spirit
Make it go to school so I didn't have to. 
Have him as a partner so we can work on projects together.
Another way I would make use of mine as well
Yep.
"Naturally, I'd fuck myself"
It's not gay, it's masturbation!
In all seriousness, I'm not sure what I'd do with a clone of myself
It's not gay, it's masturbation!
In all seriousness, I'm not sure what I'd do with a clone of myself
Something to think about when you're trying to get to sleep I guess
Battle him for dominance and afterwards send him on a quest to find a second router that allows us to wifi our Nintendo Wii freely. Then we shall play much Monster Hunter Tri co-op together and make our own Let's Play series: "A Man and his Clone Play: (insert game title here)" He'd be the perfect straightman to bounce my hilarity off of.
And if he wins the battle for dominance he would rule the let's play channel?
Psshht, naw. I'd slip him roofies and destroy him.
I would figure out if he was evil or not, by killing him first before he kills me.