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Your Clone

:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student General Artist
What do you do with it?

Naturally, I'd fuck myself
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:icongemdrop:
Gemdrop Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I'd make her go to school for me or with me when I feel like it. And occasional hot lesbian sex.
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student General Artist
She'd probably expect you go to school some days too. Maybe you could get a schedule together
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:icongemdrop:
Gemdrop Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
She's my clone, not the other way around. I get to make her my slave :shakefist:
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student General Artist
...how do you know???
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:iconami-magane:
Ami-Magane Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm gonna be unoriginal and say that I would fuck with other people's minds and hopefully creep them out. I love it when they're scared of me. :iconjusttrollnplz:
Plus if there's two of me I could get the upper hand in conversations and harass anyone who insults me and ruins my mood.
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student General Artist
Those are good ideas. Most people want to abuse their clones it seems :<
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:iconami-magane:
Ami-Magane Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, it's not really a smart idea, after all that clone is still you and I doubt it would want to do stuff you don't want to do.
I for one would want to be friends with it and hang out with each other. :D
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student General Artist
And just by doing that, you'd freak people out. Although they'd probably assume you're identical twins
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:iconami-magane:
Ami-Magane Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's the point.
Though I doubt that people who know me would assume that and it's them who I mostly want to freak out, but you're right when it comes to other people.
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:iconmortuusinanima:
MortuusInAnima Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
First , I would say sorry to her:
-I'm sorry, you are not myself. Not the original one :iconfeellikeasirplz:
-Hey, I'm the real MortuusInAnima!
-What a nonsense. Look at yourself, you're not like me
-...
-Ok you look like me, but you're not me. I cloned you!!
-No. You are a liar. I cloned you!
-No I cloned you!
-I cloned you!
-I cloned you!
-I CLONED YOU!!

And over and over like this, coming out that the best thing to do is to kill her.
And with that dialog I'd forget to do whatever I wanted to do with her cloning myself :iconthumbplz:
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student General Artist
Yes but which one killed which and who are you
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:iconmortuusinanima:
MortuusInAnima Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Who knows?
The important thing is that everyone knows me like the only MortuusInAnima.
There aren't clones (or originals) that can claim their superiority on myself.
:lol:
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student General Artist
That's the spirit
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:iconmortuusinanima:
MortuusInAnima Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:lol:
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:iconkoppkaka:
Koppkaka Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student General Artist
Make it go to school so I didn't have to. :icontuzkistarsplz:
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:iconmonstermaster13:
monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Have him as a partner so we can work on projects together.
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student General Artist
Another way I would make use of mine as well
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:iconmonstermaster13:
monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yep.
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:iconshadowmaker-241:
ShadowMaker-241 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"Naturally, I'd fuck myself"

It's not gay, it's masturbation!

In all seriousness, I'm not sure what I'd do with a clone of myself :P
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
Something to think about when you're trying to get to sleep I guess
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:iconroguishbard:
RoguishBard Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Battle him for dominance and afterwards send him on a quest to find a second router that allows us to wifi our Nintendo Wii freely. Then we shall play much Monster Hunter Tri co-op together and make our own Let's Play series: "A Man and his Clone Play: (insert game title here)" He'd be the perfect straightman to bounce my hilarity off of.
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
And if he wins the battle for dominance he would rule the let's play channel?
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:iconroguishbard:
RoguishBard Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Psshht, naw. I'd slip him roofies and destroy him.
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
I would figure out if he was evil or not, by killing him first before he kills me.
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
What would give you an edge against yourself?
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
I offer him the cure.
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:iconleapinglela:
LeapingLela Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The cure for what?
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
The cure for the poison he just drank!

Muhahahah!
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:iconleapinglela:
LeapingLela Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why am I not surprised...
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:iconbliekya:
bliekya Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
I would practice my roleplaying with her.
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
Ohh that would be fun!
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:iconbliekya:
bliekya Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Totally.
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:iconmobius-118:
mobius-118 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
would the clone be self aware? like it knows its a clone?
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
It's a literal copy of you, and there may be some debate on who the actual clone is
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:iconmobius-118:
mobius-118 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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this would be the 1st order of business.
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
"Hey who is your favorite member of the clone band?"
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Student General Artist
my favorite member is clone #3
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:iconmobius-118:
mobius-118 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
clone band being the band Riot/Clone or the band clone(Klone)?
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:iconthelamadude:
TheLamadude Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student Filmographer
If you have sex with your clone.. Is it incest, or masturbation?

MIND BLOWN.
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
It's definitely not masturbation, because it's still a separate entity

It's kind of incest
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:iconthelamadude:
TheLamadude Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student Filmographer
But you're giving sexy times to yourself... So isn't that like, the definition of masturbation?
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
But he's not me, he's my exact copy
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:iconthelamadude:
TheLamadude Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Filmographer
Yea, so he's you? Which is wanking?
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student General Artist
But I'm not doing it to my actual physical own self, but a copy of me who is still a separate entity
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:iconthelamadude:
TheLamadude Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Filmographer
Ahaha, When you put it that way then I guess so :P

Still.. that would be freaking weird...
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student General Artist
I think people call it selfcest actually. That's what they call it in fanfiction anyway
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MaryYana Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013   Traditional Artist
Right now, I would ask it to go find the nail clipper for me, clip my toe nails and then give me a nice massage and protect me from nightmares when I sleep. Assuming the clone has no own will :dummy:
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:iconincandescentinsanity:
IncandescentInsanity Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
I am giving you a clone that is exactly you. So it probably would want you to return the favor
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:iconmaryyana:
MaryYana Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013   Traditional Artist
I don't wanna do that :stare:
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