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Jesus is older than God on dA?

:iconmidnalovez:
midnalovez Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
Lol what?

`Jesus is a deviant since July 15 2000 on here while `God is only Aug 23rd 2000??? I know it's a month difference but I want to know the magic behind this.
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:iconlovelytitania:
LovelyTitania Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist
DA must be like facebook for Jesus and God: Jesus joins, and God wonders what's all the fuss about it, then joins... MAKES SENSE!
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:iconcaptainvonjr:
CaptainVonJr Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Why do they have these names, yet not do anything on them...?
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:icongemdrop:
Gemdrop Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Isn't that how it works in real life, as well?
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:iconcaptainvonjr:
CaptainVonJr Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
... Fair play.
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:iconstripedpower:
StripedPower Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013   Digital Artist
God got to join the website after Jesus asked him. :iconwoooplz:
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:iconaliensdiditplz:
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:iconmidnalovez:
midnalovez Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
:iconalien-plz:
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:iconpredatorplz:
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:iconoxxyjoe:
OxxyJoe Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
The God account was here before DA, you see, so naturally the numbers are askew and the real number is really NEGATIVE INFINITY! =)
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
and Satan is a Deviant since Nov 13, 2001 :iconsatan:
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:iconmidnalovez:
midnalovez Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
:iconsupermindblownplz2:
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
He is the youngest, that is why he is a rebel :nod:
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:iconbetamax777:
betamax777 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
God tried to blackmail himself :iconpotatoplz:
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:iconneiot:
Neiot Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
`dangeruss is our real god.
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:iconstiegerschair:
StiegersChair Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
My dick is older. :iconhurrplz:
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:iconlytrigian:
Lytrigian Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Nope. ~my-dick has only been here for about a month.
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:iconmidnalovez:
midnalovez Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
That's pleasant xD
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:iconneiot:
Neiot Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
... It must be shriveled up like a raisin by now. That's not "sexy" at all.
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:iconlytrigian:
Lytrigian Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
And both are older than ~dirt, which only started on May 23, 2001.
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:iconmidnalovez:
midnalovez Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
:ohnoes:
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
Congratulations. You discovered dA's dirty little secret!
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:iconscottahemi:
ScottaHemi Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well Chocolate is a Pokemon,

explain that :iconquagsireplz:
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:iconmidnalovez:
midnalovez Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
I'd hate to eat pokemon oh dear god
:iconjackiechanface1plz::iconjackiechanface2plz:
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:iconjade-abarai-kat:
Jade-Abarai-Kat Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
holy shizzz!! i can now eat quagsire
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
Someone made one of the accounts first.
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:iconmidnalovez:
midnalovez Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
Good point... Nice icon btw.
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:iconjade-abarai-kat:
Jade-Abarai-Kat Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
in my comic jesus is a 20 year old looking dude
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
What, Jesus looks like he's at least 21. 
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:iconjade-abarai-kat:
Jade-Abarai-Kat Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
damn i kew something was off about my picture
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
Your picture is Jesus? :o
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:iconjade-abarai-kat:
Jade-Abarai-Kat Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
my comic has jesus in it
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
Awh, I see. :lol:

I just hope Jesus is 21 so that he could drink :>
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:iconjade-abarai-kat:
Jade-Abarai-Kat Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
lol there had better be no drinking laws in heaven
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
Well that would be just fair, wouldn't it? :lol: All the life of restraint and goodness... should be rewarded :slow:

Though I don't believe in heaven or hell.
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:icondivine--apathia:
divine--apathia Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
OMG!!!


...how boring.
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:iconmidnalovez:
midnalovez Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
I admit that this is boring lol
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