Your parents.
So... Tell me about your parents. Anything and everything you're willing to. Because I'm bored and possibly planning to kill and replace both of your parents or something. 
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My dad's really laid-back and nice, although he can be scary when he gets angry
My mum is quite strict
My mum is quite strict
Mom's awesome and crazy like me
dad don't be around and an asshole sometimes
dad don't be around and an asshole sometimes
My parents are way too nice, a person like me doesn't deserve parents like mine.
Don't be like thaaat D:
haha, they are though.
I don't have parents.
How come?
Because I don't.
I'm an orphan.
Hmm, well my folks are a tad bit old fashioned. lol
How so?
Think 1950's-ish....lol
...Jesus. Is that bad for you or is it not much of a problem?
Hm..? I never said it was a problem...
..?
It seems like it would be. 
"kill my parents or something"? Well, regarding my father, you're too late. I still wonder how one dies of a heart attack at age 29.
My mother has successfully resisted our family's genetic predisposition for females to gain weight. She was born on Halloween, and thus enjoys collecting stuff related to the holiday.
My mother has successfully resisted our family's genetic predisposition for females to gain weight. She was born on Halloween, and thus enjoys collecting stuff related to the holiday.
I'd love for my birthday to be on Halloween. 
This way, she has double the reason to spend the night at the bar.
I found the perfect gift for her, but it would have been very wrong for her to recieve it from her child. It was a bra with hollow cup pads that could be filled with wine (or another beverage) and sipped through a built-in straw.
If that's a perfect gift for her, it's no wonder I turned out the way I did.
I found the perfect gift for her, but it would have been very wrong for her to recieve it from her child. It was a bra with hollow cup pads that could be filled with wine (or another beverage) and sipped through a built-in straw.
If that's a perfect gift for her, it's no wonder I turned out the way I did.
My dad is the most awesome judo champion otaku gamer ever! :'D
He loves watching action and fantasy movies with me and he recommended me the most awesome books I have ever read.
He's one of the best people I know.
He loves watching action and fantasy movies with me and he recommended me the most awesome books I have ever read.
He's one of the best people I know.
I want your dad.
I'm afraid he is mine, bro.
He even gave me all his old final fantasy games and he introduced me to dragon ball and all the classics.
Jelly? :3
He even gave me all his old final fantasy games and he introduced me to dragon ball and all the classics.
Jelly? :3
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It's okay it has downsides too.
He was the gym teacher at my elementary school and he embarrassed me all the years I was there.
He was the gym teacher at my elementary school and he embarrassed me all the years I was there.