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Your parents.

:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
So... Tell me about your parents. Anything and everything you're willing to. Because I'm bored and possibly planning to kill and replace both of your parents or something. :stare:
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My dad's really laid-back and nice, although he can be scary when he gets angry

My mum is quite strict
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:iconwildbatty:
Wildbatty Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Mom's awesome and crazy like me
dad don't be around and an asshole sometimes
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:iconsagethethird:
sagethethird Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
My parents are way too nice, a person like me doesn't deserve parents like mine.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Don't be like thaaat D:
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:iconsagethethird:
sagethethird Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
haha, they are though.
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:iconkrissygalaxis:
krissygalaxis Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student General Artist
I don't have parents.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
How come?
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:iconkrissygalaxis:
krissygalaxis Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student General Artist
Because I don't.
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:iconcarusmm:
carusmm Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm an orphan.
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:iconzero587:
Zero587 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Hmm, well my folks are a tad bit old fashioned. lol
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
How so?
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:iconzero587:
Zero587 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Think 1950's-ish....lol
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
...Jesus. Is that bad for you or is it not much of a problem?
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:iconzero587:
Zero587 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Hm..? I never said it was a problem...
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:iconzero587:
Zero587 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
..?
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It seems like it would be. :paranoid:
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:iconjphyper:
Jphyper Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
"kill my parents or something"? Well, regarding my father, you're too late. I still wonder how one dies of a heart attack at age 29.

My mother has successfully resisted our family's genetic predisposition for females to gain weight. She was born on Halloween, and thus enjoys collecting stuff related to the holiday.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'd love for my birthday to be on Halloween. :no:
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:iconjphyper:
Jphyper Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
This way, she has double the reason to spend the night at the bar.

I found the perfect gift for her, but it would have been very wrong for her to recieve it from her child. It was a bra with hollow cup pads that could be filled with wine (or another beverage) and sipped through a built-in straw.

If that's a perfect gift for her, it's no wonder I turned out the way I did.:iconpinkiepiecrazyplz:
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:iconsorabulgar:
SoraBulgar Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student Writer
My dad is the most awesome judo champion otaku gamer ever! :'D
He loves watching action and fantasy movies with me and he recommended me the most awesome books I have ever read.
He's one of the best people I know.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I want your dad. :stare:
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:iconsorabulgar:
SoraBulgar Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Writer
I'm afraid he is mine, bro.
He even gave me all his old final fantasy games and he introduced me to dragon ball and all the classics.
Jelly? :3
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
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:iconsorabulgar:
SoraBulgar Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Writer
It's okay it has downsides too.
He was the gym teacher at my elementary school and he embarrassed me all the years I was there.
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:iconcapilair:
Capilair Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
My parents are the best people i know, especially my mom. Its a shame they force religion down their childrens throats tho
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
How so?
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:iconytcyberpunk:
YTcyberpunk Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My parents would both agree with me if I said that your avatar is pants-pissingly creepy (no offense).
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I take that as a compliment. :eyes:
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:iconx666nightmare666x:
x666NiGhTmArE666x Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
My dad's in jail, while my mom can be unreasonable and over-protective. I have to give my mom props though. When my dad went to jail, and they sent my sisters and I to foster homes, she fought to get us back for two years.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oy vey... What's your dad in prison for?
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:iconx666nightmare666x:
x666NiGhTmArE666x Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Molesting my older, half sister when I was five.
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:iconchibilovett:
ChibiLovett Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm bored as well and probably more open about this stuff that I should be, so prepare for a freakin' novel. xD

My parents despise each other. Always have. I was born when my mom was 17. They broke up before they found out she was pregnant and have hated each other ever since. The first thing both of them said when I turned 18 was, "You know what the best part of this is? I never have to see your mom/dad again if I don't want to!" I've never really cared, though, since it was always normal for me.

My dad is the biggest jerk in the world with certain things, but then a great father in others. Unfortunately the former is far more common. His laugh makes my entire body tense up when I hear it, no matter what he's laughing at. His expectations have caused me a myriad of mental issues. His wife is extremely homophobic and it seems to have made his little bit of homophobia a million times worse (I am a lesbian, but seem to have made it back into the closet with them and I plan to keep it that way until I absolutely must be outed.). He also keeps a dangerous woman in the house, though she does finally seem to finally be gaining control of herself.

My mom is a currently clean drug addict. Prescription narcotics. She's also a chronic liar, but seems to have mostly gotten that under control as well. She had custody of me growing up so she's the parent I lived with and liked far better than my dad. Our relationship used to be so close that my friends' mothers were always jealous. She was literally my best friend. Then I found out about the drug problem, which explained her constant surgeries, illnesses, and "accidents", among other things. We didn't talk except when absolutely necessary for at least two years. That whole incident killed me. Now she's doing better than my dad and I'm living with her again! :D
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ahh, with any luck your mum will be able to sort out her problems. :nod:
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:iconcoldsecond:
ColdSecond Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My parents are still happily married for well over 20 years.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That's good. :nod:
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:iconrustyironmonger:
rustyironmonger Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My parents are alcoholic idiots who illegally adopted me, then treated me like shit.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Illegally? :O_o:
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:iconrustyironmonger:
rustyironmonger Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's a long story... basically my parents, who were involved with the Teamsters, used "connections" to extort me from the 15-year-old troubled child whose mother could easily have raised me and raised me better than I was, and was willing to do so, and the Teamsters sent my real family out of state with no info available to me.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Bloody hell... Are things alright now then?
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:iconrustyironmonger:
rustyironmonger Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Not great, but I no longer live with my "family". My "mother" is so desperate for grandchildren that she is trying to get me to have interest in women with kids, when I am childfree, don't want to have kids around all the time, and most importantly only find women who have never given birth & never will to be attractive.
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:iconsaxeh:
saxeh Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What about you ?
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I don't get on with my dad, I do get on with my mum. Easy enough. :B
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:iconsaxeh:
saxeh Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Same here :highfive:
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:iconsaints-fan-12:
saints-fan-12 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Both my parents work, and they're super awesome.
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:icontdroid:
tdroid Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
My dad is an ass and my mom is a good woman. Not much more to tell about them on an open forum.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
What's up with your dad?
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:icontdroid:
tdroid Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
Nothing noteworthy I think, just some issues between us.
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:icondebra-marie:
Debra-Marie Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I have the best parents ever. And I don't take them for granted, especially when I know some people would love to have parents that care about them. Its a sad world we live in.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That's a nice way to think. I approve. :nod:
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:icondebra-marie:
Debra-Marie Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
yay!
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