This way, she has double the reason to spend the night at the bar.
I found the perfect gift for her, but it would have been very wrong for her to recieve it from her child. It was a bra with hollow cup pads that could be filled with wine (or another beverage) and sipped through a built-in straw.
If that's a perfect gift for her, it's no wonder I turned out the way I did.
My dad is the most awesome judo champion otaku gamer ever! :'D He loves watching action and fantasy movies with me and he recommended me the most awesome books I have ever read. He's one of the best people I know.
My dad's in jail, while my mom can be unreasonable and over-protective. I have to give my mom props though. When my dad went to jail, and they sent my sisters and I to foster homes, she fought to get us back for two years.
I'm bored as well and probably more open about this stuff that I should be, so prepare for a freakin' novel. xD
My parents despise each other. Always have. I was born when my mom was 17. They broke up before they found out she was pregnant and have hated each other ever since. The first thing both of them said when I turned 18 was, "You know what the best part of this is? I never have to see your mom/dad again if I don't want to!" I've never really cared, though, since it was always normal for me.
My dad is the biggest jerk in the world with certain things, but then a great father in others. Unfortunately the former is far more common. His laugh makes my entire body tense up when I hear it, no matter what he's laughing at. His expectations have caused me a myriad of mental issues. His wife is extremely homophobic and it seems to have made his little bit of homophobia a million times worse (I am a lesbian, but seem to have made it back into the closet with them and I plan to keep it that way until I absolutely must be outed.). He also keeps a dangerous woman in the house, though she does finally seem to finally be gaining control of herself.
My mom is a currently clean drug addict. Prescription narcotics. She's also a chronic liar, but seems to have mostly gotten that under control as well. She had custody of me growing up so she's the parent I lived with and liked far better than my dad. Our relationship used to be so close that my friends' mothers were always jealous. She was literally my best friend. Then I found out about the drug problem, which explained her constant surgeries, illnesses, and "accidents", among other things. We didn't talk except when absolutely necessary for at least two years. That whole incident killed me. Now she's doing better than my dad and I'm living with her again!
rustyironmongerFeatured By OwnerJan 12, 2013Hobbyist General Artist
It's a long story... basically my parents, who were involved with the Teamsters, used "connections" to extort me from the 15-year-old troubled child whose mother could easily have raised me and raised me better than I was, and was willing to do so, and the Teamsters sent my real family out of state with no info available to me.
rustyironmongerFeatured By OwnerJan 14, 2013Hobbyist General Artist
Not great, but I no longer live with my "family". My "mother" is so desperate for grandchildren that she is trying to get me to have interest in women with kids, when I am childfree, don't want to have kids around all the time, and most importantly only find women who have never given birth & never will to be attractive.