ill sleep when im dead (who know what album that is?)

It's not that I don't like sleep, it's mostly that I can't.
I stay away for usually 2 or 3 days, crash for like 10 hours and then stay awake again.

Counting sheep doesn't seem to work, a few bottles of wine and masturbation do.

I don't like sleep. Sleep eats your life. It's stupid.

Not for me.

No, no it does not.

A very dark room.

hmm @ reasons for my sleep patterns ... numerous!

easiest to relay ... women i know (hmm that's a safe word) in hmmm nine different time zones 'thank god there aren't another two or i'd have run out of fingers and then we'd have been in trouble eh?'

i count butterflies in air.swarm ... much more tiring and i have to keep starting over ... Marty Feldman eyes

sleep is for the weak.

Sleep is for the weak.

Night is when I get all my crime fighting done...as BATMAN

Counting sheep doesn't work. Your better off picturing a serene relaxing scene in your mind and focusing on that. You'll fall asleep faster.

I just have more time to go on forums at night. Its "forum hour."

I bash my head on the headboard. It usually works. I think.