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Insomniac Deviants on DA.

:iconkmnfive:
kmnfive Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Does counting sheep ever work?

I know a lot of you live in different time zones, but I notice many of you don't like to sleep, what gives? lol.
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:iconxxrawrxx455:
XxRawrxX455 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I have had insomnia since I was 7....no counting sheep does not work.
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:iconxspunoutx:
XSPUNOUTX Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist
ill sleep when im dead (who know what album that is?)
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:iconworldwar-tori:
WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013   General Artist
It's not that I don't like sleep, it's mostly that I can't.
I stay away for usually 2 or 3 days, crash for like 10 hours and then stay awake again.

Counting sheep doesn't seem to work, a few bottles of wine and masturbation do.
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:iconkmnfive:
kmnfive Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
few bottles? 750ml bottles? lol
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student General Artist
I don't like sleep. Sleep eats your life. It's stupid.
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:iconzbugni:
zbugni Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist
Not for me.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
No, no it does not.
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:iconawesomeizzy:
awesomeizzy Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
A very dark room. :dummy:
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:iconamanda-graham:
Amanda-Graham Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Professional Writer
hmm @ reasons for my sleep patterns ... numerous!

easiest to relay ... women i know (hmm that's a safe word) in hmmm nine different time zones 'thank god there aren't another two or i'd have run out of fingers and then we'd have been in trouble eh?'

i count butterflies in air.swarm ... much more tiring and i have to keep starting over ... Marty Feldman eyes
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:iconkmnfive:
kmnfive Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
swarm huh =D
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Filmographer
sleep is for the weak.
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:iconkmnfive:
kmnfive Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
indeed
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:icontheworldisbehindus:
theworldisbehindus Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Sleep is for the weak.
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Night is when I get all my crime fighting done...as BATMAN :iconbatmanrapefaceplz:
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:icondarklittle1:
darklittle1 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
I thought you were Superman
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
By day :slow:
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Come to my room tonight, Batman. But only if you're Christian Bale.
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Will there be crime to fight?
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
It will be a crime not to come!
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You want me to come? :iconhurrplz:
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Of course! But only as Christian Bale!
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:iconlegendarysuperman:
LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This seems like a trap :iconohnoesbatmanplz:
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
It could be, but you're Batman, you fear nothing!
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M-J-Gagne Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Counting sheep doesn't work. Your better off picturing a serene relaxing scene in your mind and focusing on that. You'll fall asleep faster.

I just have more time to go on forums at night. Its "forum hour."
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:iconhurricaneclaw:
Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I bash my head on the headboard. It usually works. I think.
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Staying up all night doing my own thing is a good way of escaping from distractions. Either ways, I normally sleep around 4am, and wake up at 11-12noon. I can only do this until I successfully get a corporate job, so I am enjoying it to the fullest. 
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Amanda-Graham Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Professional Writer
oh god look for a position in some government administrative (only) structure ... you can porn.surf and sleep to your hearts content in that sort of job ... hell just pretend to be French!
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Haha! Nah. I doubt I'd do anything with the govt. :grump:
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:iconamanda-graham:
Amanda-Graham Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Professional Writer
that's the point ... with the government doing nothing is an achievement goal! BAHHAHAHAHAAAAaa
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
LOL Free money oh yea!
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:iconamanda-graham:
Amanda-Graham Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Professional Writer
"Obama dollars!!!!!" rofl
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
yum. If only those dollars could speak as well..
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:iconunknownmarksman115:
Unknownmarksman115 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't need sleep because late at night is when I hang around the forums the most.
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:iconkrissygalaxis:
krissygalaxis Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student General Artist
I don't need sleep.
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:iconneiot:
Neiot Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I am more productive around 10pm-5am, so that is why I stay up most of the time.
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
It does if you have a mac
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:iconkankitsuru:
kankitsuru Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
naaaneenaaaneeenaaaneeeee
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:iconkankitsuru:
kankitsuru Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I drink warm milk and sing the song that carls mom sings him in jimmy neutron <3
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:iconkmnfive:
kmnfive Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
eww
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:iconkankitsuru:
kankitsuru Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student Digital Artist
YES :)
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