I found a magazine where fat men have bacon on their hairy backs, jelly stuffed in their belly buttons, and sticks of butter under their flabby large male breasts. These men are chefs and they're making meals for people to consume. I would use the magazine as evidence we need more eugenics and population reduction to save the species.
I found the Rosetta Stone and now I can speak 50 different languages and can tell anyone, anywhere, in their language, that if they want to learn to speak a new language I'll sell clones of it for $500,000 apiece. Just remember, with future inflation that would be $50 in today's money.