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Cat puncher

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No-pretext Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Are you sick in the head? Cat punching is horrific and a blight on human society!

So why do you punch cats you filthy degenerates?
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:iconjphyper:
Jphyper Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
I'm trying to teach him a lesson, so a better question is: Why. Won't. He. DOOOOOOODGE?! [link]
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No-pretext Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
I don't even need to click that to know what a terribly nerdy reference you are making.
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:iconnaoko-nano:
Naoko-Nano Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i actually train my cat to attack, but she just attacks my sisters and other the cats instead.
if you're turning a corner, you have to look around to see if she is there or not. if she is there, you get jumped.
but it's cute b/c she's so tiny
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Naoko-Nano Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
but i'd never punch them.. just tap their booty when they do something wrong and say no
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:iconworldwar-tori:
WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013   General Artist
I don't have a cat. And I don't go near them.
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:iconsmokin9mirrors:
smokin9mirrors Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My cat is almost deserving of it. He launches at my ankles and face for no reason at all. That's not cool, you know. 

Self defense and all that. 
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Cats are in constant training for something, you must accept it's need to practice its face mauling technique.
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:iconsmokin9mirrors:
smokin9mirrors Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
He's been OK since he got his balls chopped, but still, I'll neck the fucker if he launches at me.
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Ah, boy cat... better a scratched leg than he pisses on everything.
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:iconanatarakentara:
AnataraKentara Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I nudge cats aside with my foot.

That's all, really.
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:iconfunferno:
Funferno Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They bought 400 broken hair dryers, a monkey that smokes pot, and nine bagels over eBay. WITH MY ACCOUNT.
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No-pretext Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Was the pot included with the monkey?
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:iconfunferno:
Funferno Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No. And that's the worst thing.
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because he punched me first ... he started it.
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Cats don't even have fists you insane maniac.
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You don't know much about cats do you ?
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
I've owned quite a few so I'd say I'm fairly familiar with them.
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The fact that you think you are the "owner" In the human/cat relationship tell m you know nothing in the matter of cats.
As long as they continue to punch me first ,I will continue to beat them like furry little drums.
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:iconjk-kino:
JK-Kino Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Gotta get rid of 'em somehow. Have you seen my neighborhood lately? The place is INFESTED!
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No-pretext Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
I've never seen your neighbourhood.
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:iconytcyberpunk:
YTcyberpunk Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't you watch "Monty Python?" You don't punch cats, you whack them against the wall.
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Punch, slap on a wall, stomp to death, whatever floats your twisted boat...
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Student General Artist
Is this some metaphor for fisting, or are you just unfamiliar with the concept of innuendos?
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
If those are the only things you can think of I assume you're not familiar with humour.
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Student General Artist
That is a correct assumption.
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
Because she won't come inside and it's freaking COLD out!
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
... Wouldn't punching the cat be counter productive?
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013
It would make me feel better, dammit.
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:iconneiot:
Neiot Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't punch cats. Punch bears. Bears are less boring.
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, leave those kitties alone! :icondontmesswithmecatplz:
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
... Angelpussy?
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconseriouscatplz:
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013
:iconmehplz:
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconawesomecatplz:
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:iconthe-build:
The-Build Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I didn't like the way he was silently judging me while I had a beer.
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
So you put lasers in his eyes?
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:iconthe-build:
The-Build Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Something like that, either way it made PETA butthurt so I'm counting it as a win.
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No-pretext Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Gives an wonderful new meaning to laser eye surgery either way.
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:iconthe-build:
The-Build Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes, yes it does. :meow:
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:iconstieger:
Stieger Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
BECAUSE THE ROCK SAID SO. JABRONI.
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
So that's what the Rock was cooking...
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:iconunknownmarksman115:
Unknownmarksman115 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Because they always try taking my sandwiches.
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
Clearly you aren't treating your cats right... for shame.
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:iconunknownmarksman115:
Unknownmarksman115 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not my fault, :iconstripedpower: was leading them!
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
I knew we shouldn't trust that guy...
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:iconunknownmarksman115:
Unknownmarksman115 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He's the guilty man/cat :iconisayplz:
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:iconcarusmm:
carusmm Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
it's better than punching doughnuts.
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:iconno-pretext:
No-pretext Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
I'm going to take that entirely literally and assume you're an insane killer of food.
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ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A cowpuncher herds cattle. So does a catpuncher herd cats? I would assume that is extremely difficult.
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No-pretext Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
It's a highly skilled and pointless profession.
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