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You learn something new everyday.

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ConstantVariation Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist
It's true. Today I learned a species of gorilla's scientific name is Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla.

Enlighten me with your everyday discoveries.
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Tokkitogepi Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I just recently learned that I can tweet myself on twitter? /dur
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hindus do not find cows sacred.

Because 'sacred' is a Christian word, and doesn't apply to Hinduism.
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Funferno Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But but but it's the holidays! I'M SUPPOSED TO NOT LEARN ANYTHING AT ALL IN THE HOLIDAYS!
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Then that's what you learned, silly. :dummy:
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Funferno Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wow, I'm a genius! :iconrlyplz:
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconyeahrightplz:
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mapper3 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Student General Artist
I learned that snow fucking sucks.
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ankh222 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
sitting for a long period can cause a heart disease :fear:
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Hanimetion Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Vinegar is filled with tiny little bacterial worms, they're good bacterial worms though.
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JessaFlux Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013   Photographer
that's the last time I use vinegar and oil on a salad.
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Hanimetion Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
=P
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Robert Proust was gay, and had a limp handshake. But probably not because he was gay.
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saxeh Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Never camping with one guy , or you'll wake up with a sore ass.
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So just make sure you're not asleep when he's awake. Or arm yourself with a big stick, or something.
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saxeh Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"you're"
I wasn't speak about myself , If I'm going to camp. she will wake up with a sore pussy :unimpressed:
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nevermind. That's better than a sore ass.
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saxeh Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*After a sore ass
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconshakestareplz:
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saxeh Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And then you can carry her like six pack :iconfemalestareplz:
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconlolwutplz:
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soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student General Artist
I learned how to stretch/straighten bedsheets. :dummy:
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nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
I've learnt that if your friends tell you that you should go out with a guy because he's a "nice guy", they are just pulling a fast one. 

Go out with a guy because you're attracted to him and you can see him sleeping next to you in bed. If there's no initial attraction, it's gonna be hard for the long-term. :nod: 
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13datura31 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Beavers have lips under their teeth.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I learnt today that flavoured lube is fucking disgusting.
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WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012   General Artist
Bananas are berries and banana trees aren't really trees they're herbs.
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metallurgicalmonster Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Christmas only comes one day a year! :icongodnoplz:
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MisterKhact Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Type in aedeagus for some sexy looking insect penises.
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:iconnokari:
nokari Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Penguins have a gland above their eyes that converts salt water into fresh water.
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redmarlin Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
We're going to be harvesting penguin eye glands soon, aren't we...?
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Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Humans are the only animals that eat pickles.

I don't know if that's true.
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Cliffto Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student General Artist
Mousedeer eats pickles D:<
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Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:noes:
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0rg Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
That's a damn lie. My dog ate a pickle once.
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Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well then.
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:iconhoggys2much:
hoggys2much Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
A Pig's orgasm lasts thirty minutes.

The Bonobo is the closest living relative to Humans. It shares 99% of our Deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA). It can also walk upright like us.
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wwwjam Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I learned today that it's indeed possible for the outside temperature to drop 15 degrees fahrenheit in 45 minutes in the middle of the day.

It began snowing this afternoon, but was still too "warm" for the snow to not melt upon impact. Then, 45 minutes later, I see a healthy blanket of snow outside in my back yard.
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
There is more "Artistic Nudes" on DA than any other kind of art.
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Females have more taste receptors than males do.
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All the more reason they should cook.
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gvcspecks Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
i think snails fire jizz at each other when they mate.
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ConstantVariation Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist
Nature's canon penis.
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
I went to look up snail reproduction and found this instead.
[link]

thanks a lot
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nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
That is gross. :crying:

How come you get to that picture? There are many pictures of snails fucking around, aren't they?
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
I went to the Wikipedia page on 'land snails' and that pic was RIGHT THERE.
If they have a pic of snails fucking it was below that one on the page. But I stopped right there. I said 'that is enough of snails today'.
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nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
One of those rare times when Wikipedia let us down. :x

I wanna know who that sick fuck is, taking pictures of a snail shitting! Just let it do its business in peace, goddangit! :shakefist:
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
The picture DOES emphasize how creepily weird the snail's anatomy is. But I kind of wish I didn't know.

(Also, snails probably take like an hour to poop. Ewwww)
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nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Can oysters shit? Inquiring minds want to know!
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
They'd HAVE to, everything that eats does.. so with a stout heart, let's take a look...

Oh, ok, they're boring. They just have an 'anal pore'. I couldn't find a diagram.
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priteeboy Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just when I thought those animals couldn't get any grosser :bleh:
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
Well.. it's not their fault their butt is on backwards.
Or wait, maybe it is. Fuck those things.
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