Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login

Details

Closed to new replies
December 25, 2012
Link

Statistics

Replies: 24

Is Santa Psychic ?

:iconlordsideways:
LordSideways Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
I just opened my gift for this year. A pair of fresh, crisp black socks. How did Santa know that this was what Edgar required? Is he psychic? I knew they were socks as the wrapping was soft and bendy with the consistency of a pair of crisp, fresh black socks.
Well done, Santa. You have Edgar's seal of approval.

-Edgar
Reply

You can no longer comment on this thread as it was closed due to no activity for a month.

Devious Comments

:iconsaxeh:
saxeh Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
Reply
:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Santa is just an overworked, underpaid old man/woman in a suit. :depressed:
Reply
:icontdroid:
tdroid Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
And probably a pedophile. He apparently always watch them kids sleeping, at least the way grown up tells it.
Reply
:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
I always think that Barney is a paedophile but Santa could be in the same team too. Or else, why would he care if the kids are behaving and not the adults? ;)
Reply
:icontdroid:
tdroid Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
Exactly.
Reply
:iconinkedalivebycolors:
Inkedalivebycolors Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That uncle Steve who you see once a year, is actually some dude giving your mom the good in and out and as payment he has to buy you something off your list.
You damn right should feel ashamed with yourself, making that list so big. :no:
Reply
:iconytcyberpunk:
YTcyberpunk Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Au contraire, m'boy. Santa is mentally challenged.

Many poor kids have wondered why he brings bigger presents to their rich classmates than to themselves. It's because Santa thinks that larger houses are occupied by larger people, and that smaller houses are occupied by smaller people. This may sound odd, but remember that he comes from a part of the world where there are different races of people who are radically different heights (like elves), and where the size of the house probably does indicate the size of the dweller. To him, it is perfectly logical.
Reply
:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
What do you mean?
Reply
:iconlordsideways:
LordSideways Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
:iconfresh,crispblacksocksforchristmasplz:
Reply
:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:icondataplz: They don't seem to have materialized. Care to try again?
Reply
:iconlordsideways:
LordSideways Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
:iconbeautiful,crisp,blacksocksplz:
Reply
:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconnelsonplz:
Reply
:iconstripedpower:
StripedPower Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012   Digital Artist
:iconsealofapprovalplz:

-StripedPower
Reply
:iconescarlatafox:
EscarlataFox Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Be reasonable.
Reply
:icondariadzyuba:
DariaDzyuba Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh no, how many !EdgarSideways are you? :P
Reply
:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
He is more of a pervert sick phycho :iconweirdlaplz:
Reply
:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And he spends all night breaking and entering too.
Reply
:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Just to watch children while they sleep :eyes:
Reply
:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's sickening.
Reply
:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice new name by the way :eyes:

Do you allow people to use the images of your landscapes as backgrounds?
Reply
:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sure. That's why I allow downloads on them all.
Reply
:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That is good, because I suck at making backgrounds :ohnoes:
Reply
:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's all I can really do. I tried drawing but I suck at that. I tried fanart but I suck at that too. So I decided I'll stick with what I'm good at.

Also, things like ASCII art like this: [link]

Thanks for watching, too! :w00t:
Reply
(1 Reply)
Add a Comment: