Oh no no no. I must somehow dash to the bathroom and release it. But I'm pretty good at holding farts in. I'm proud to say that I've never busted one in front of someone who wasn't a family member. But... you know. My farts aren't usually loud.
None except in front of family members? So you are locked in the dungeon in the basement? I'll get a rescue team together. Have hope, we'll get you out of there so you can be free to fart where ever you wish.
xxEvilBlondiexxFeatured By OwnerDec 24, 2012Hobbyist General Artist
I try not to fart... ever. That unfortunately doesn't really work, so if I have to fart I try to let it out quietly, and if it smells blame it on one of the cats (who actually do fart a lot, and it smells terrible).
My sister on the other hand, has no problem with hers. She makes them loud and clear and if asked if she just farted, she's like "yep! "
True. It's like gas filling up a balloon. If you don't release some of it you are going to burst your seams. And if you wait too long to release it you will be like blowing up a balloon and releasing it and you fly all around the room.
My grandma had a saying - A burp is just a little thing that starts below the heart, but if it takes the downward route it comes out as a fart. But then except in some Arab countries, burping is frowned on too.
It's a little hard, but keep in mind that depending on the foods you eat and the environment that you're in- slowly letting it out may be your best guess and if detected, blame the nearest fatass you'd find and walk away.