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Do you fart in front of other people that you know?

:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
Sometimes it is hard to hold in gas, especially when you have eaten something that produces enough to power all of your city for a year. Do you find a way to excuse yourself or just let er rip? At least it lets people know what's coming as opposed to the silent but deadly version.
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:icondestructiveentity:
DestructiveEntity Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Sometimes.
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:iconnml-photography:
NML-Photography Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Only in front of the guys, at band practice is the best, no one cares unless it smells. ;)
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:icondevil-thedeviant:
Devil-TheDeviant Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The only situation for that would be too much beer.
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And then I blame it on the carpet frogs. Ebil things!
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just fart. Just let 'em out.
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bleachii Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh no no no. :iconimadplz:
I must somehow dash to the bathroom and release it.
But I'm pretty good at holding farts in. :la: I'm proud to say that I've never busted one in front of someone who wasn't a family member. But... you know. My farts aren't usually loud. :eyes:
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
None except in front of family members? So you are locked in the dungeon in the basement? I'll get a rescue team together. Have hope, we'll get you out of there so you can be free to fart where ever you wish.
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:iconbleachii:
bleachii Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm not in the dungeon. xD But I wish, I wish. :no:
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:iconworldwar-tori:
WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012   General Artist
depends on who I'm around really.
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Well if you are at McMurdo you are all quite cozy so you better have it well ventilated whatever room you let loose in.
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:iconworldwar-tori:
WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012   General Artist
:hmm:
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:iconadder-snakebite:
Adder-SnakeBite Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course, it's a natural bodily function. You can do some serious damage to yourself if you hold it in.
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xxEvilBlondiexx Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I try not to fart... ever. That unfortunately doesn't really work, so if I have to fart I try to let it out quietly, and if it smells blame it on one of the cats (who actually do fart a lot, and it smells terrible).

My sister on the other hand, has no problem with hers. She makes them loud and clear and if asked if she just farted, she's like "yep! :D"
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
There is only a certain amount one can control it. :B
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
True. It's like gas filling up a balloon. If you don't release some of it you are going to burst your seams. And if you wait too long to release it you will be like blowing up a balloon and releasing it and you fly all around the room.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean that if you don't let it out by will, your system will do it for you. :la:
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
That is true, even if in your sleep. That's a fun odor to wake up to instead of bacon.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice. :O_o:
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:iconhanimetion:
Hanimetion Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconshrekplz: Better out than in I always say
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
My grandma had a saying - A burp is just a little thing that starts below the heart, but if it takes the downward route it comes out as a fart. But then except in some Arab countries, burping is frowned on too.
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:icongemdrop:
Gemdrop Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
My farts make no sound. I'm a ninja farter.
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
I can still hear your butt cheeks flapping.
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:icongemdrop:
Gemdrop Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Nope.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
I fart freely with close friends and we laugh about it.

I'm shy and try and either hold it in or make it not noticeable around others.
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
After eating a few bean burritos it won't be too unnoticeable.
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
:lol: True. Which is why I don't eat stuff like that when I have to be around people.
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:iconurus-28:
Urus-28 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Only If I am outside :lol:
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Uh huh- so you live outside?
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:iconurus-28:
Urus-28 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, but I try to keep fart for outside or toilets :p
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:iconlazulelle:
Lazulelle Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I do, but I try not too. :noes:
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Try harder :spank:
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:iconlazulelle:
Lazulelle Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I'm practicing I'm practicing! :crying:
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:iconcalincio:
calincio Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012   General Artist
Wow this is such a .......... don't even know how to call it subject. No. ) Love and peace.
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Ha, I bet you are one who does it the most.
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I do it only in private. I live alone, so I don't have to deal with other people :iconsnobplz:
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
I remember years ago someone did Jingle Bells using fart sounds. It was hilarious. Glad I wasn't in that studio during the recording of it.
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Fart sounds are not as bad as real farts :nod:
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
I don't know, they seemed to sound real to me.
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
To make sure you need to smell them :iconweirdlaplz:
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SilverThowra Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Oh yeah, loads of times...but I fart in front of a large crowd and keep silent about it afterwards when the stench hits, and pretend to cringe in horror :iconteheplz:
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Well since I have never heard a cat fart, I can believe that. I have suffered some bad dog gas before though.
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:iconplasticusforkus:
PlasticusForkus Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
I fart freely and with wild abandon.
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Remind me never to ride in an elevator with you.
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:iconplasticusforkus:
PlasticusForkus Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
I don't fart in front of strangers?
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
If you sleep with someone hopefully it isn't a stranger.
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WandererAnon Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
It's a little hard, but keep in mind that depending on the foods you eat and the environment that you're in- slowly letting it out may be your best guess and if detected, blame the nearest fatass you'd find and walk away.
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:iconbadgercheese1994:
Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh God don't talk to ME about fart. My cousin just threw the worst fart while we were playing Mario Kart: Double Dash :X
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
You should always have a charcoal filtered gas mask handy for such e vents.
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:iconbadgercheese1994:
Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Student General Artist
Funny enough, since I was a little boy, I had a phobia of gas masks :noes:
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Maybe you are just claustrophobic?
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