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December 23, 2012
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:iconessentia-pretentia:
!Essentia-Pretentia Dec 23, 2012
Would you rather be a spider or a slug?
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:iconartificialphantom:
~ARTificialphanTOM Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A blue dragon sea slug. Its beautiful, poisonous and gets to swim around all day.
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:iconvanhir:
~Vanhir Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Spider.
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`littlefishey Dec 23, 2012
The spider will win every time, think about it... Slug. Slow moving, slimy ugly, eaten by a variety of other animals and birds, Often accidentally squashed, no one wants to save it because it has very few redeeming features. It's a pest, eating veg that you plant in the garden and is easily defeated by pouring salt over it. 

Spider. Fast, dangerous and comes in all shapes and sizes, it can be poisonous and can kill people... I mean, for a creature so small that's pretty fucking amazing. It spins webs, which are natural art, is actually a gardener's friend as it feasts on insects that might be considered pests. On top of all this it also wins in the leg contest, racking up 8 of the buggers compared to the slugs paltry none. 

So hands up who wants to be a slug? 
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:iconessentia-pretentia:
!Essentia-Pretentia Dec 23, 2012
But spiders die when you pour salt on them too. In my house they do.
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`littlefishey Dec 23, 2012
If you bury anything in salt it'd die. I'd die if you buried me in salt. But Slugs shrivel. They SHRIVEL. Stupid fuckers.
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!Essentia-Pretentia Dec 23, 2012
Perhaps they lack stamina.
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`littlefishey Dec 23, 2012
Stamina has nothing to do with it, being made largely of water is more like it. And still stupid.
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:iconessentia-pretentia:
!Essentia-Pretentia Dec 23, 2012
Perhaps they lack not being a spider?
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=Co-Phantom Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Slug, so I can say "It's not mad juice, it's sad juice". :dummy:
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~shininginthedarkness Dec 23, 2012
Spider. Female spider. Slugs are gross and have gross sex lives.
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