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Whats the biggest bluff you ever heard?

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toonzsedaki Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
... :l
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:iconcup-of-javo:
Cup-of-Javo Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
In before God/Jesus/religion.
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"It is just a sensation and it will not hurt." My dentist
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:iconultralithematic:
UltraLiThematic Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THIS. THIS SO MUCH.
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:nod:
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:iconneiot:
Neiot Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Fuck me or my dick will fall off and I will kill myself." - My Mother
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:icontoonzsedaki:
toonzsedaki Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
D:
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:icondafuckplz:
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:iconneiot:
Neiot Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
...yep.
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:noes:
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:iconmisterkhact:
MisterKhact Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
I know where you live.
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:icontoonzsedaki:
toonzsedaki Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:O
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:iconjphyper:
Jphyper Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
The biggest bluffs I've ever heard frequently came out the mouth of Captain James Tiberius Kirk, commanding officer of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701.
:iconkirkplz:
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:iconmeteoricfury:
MeteoricFury Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Once I tripped over my own dick"

-An Inspirational Quote from a Local Douchebag
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
When I had my second child, they talked me into going ahead with no epidural because I was already fully dilated. :shakefist:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
It's so big I can't remember. :paranoid:
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:iconforeverteatime:
ForeverTeaTime Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"You don't have to feel sorry for the fish I catch, they don't feel it at all when the hook goes through" - people who like to go fishing
But for real, none of them have ever been a fish, so they can't fucking know. They're just saying it because everybody else is saying it (which probably started someday with a bunch of scientists saying it) and it stops them from having to think about what they are doing when you call 'em up on it.

"No, it's really okay to kick the horse in the side to make it go faster, they don't feel it at all" - One of the people leading the group when I was taking a class in horse-back riding.
Now, I wonder... If the horse doesn't feel it AT ALL, how come the horse reacts to it, huh?

>.<
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:iconpriteeboy:
priteeboy Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The fish thing might be true. It seems smaller animals, or ones that are at the bottom of the food chain and are likely to face a violent death due to becoming a meal for something else - sometimes don't have much pain-response since spending a life frequently being nipped at by other animals would be very difficult if they felt pain to the same extent larger animals do. Same goes for insects and spiders. They do respond to an attack as a survival thing of course, but they probably don't experience pain, or not to the extent we do. Having one of their limbs torn off probably hurts them less than us falling over and scraping our knee :doh:
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:iconforeverteatime:
ForeverTeaTime Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know it might be true what they are saying, but in this topic the point sort of was that they say it as an undoubtable fact, while they simply cannot know for sure!
They've never been a fish, so they don't know what it is like, neither have they ever done proper experients/research themselves to be able to conclude this with some degree of truth.
So it is nothing more than a line they say to clear their own conscience.
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"I am a 1 in a million child"- MR. Rogers you lying shit head...R.I.P...
"Santa is coming"-Mother.
"One time won't get you hooked" My friend Nate
"I will be right back son."- My dad.
"2012 is real bro!"-My friend Nate
"There's a big beast in your closet"-My dad...fucking troll.
"Dude trust me, we will only be a minute"-My friend Justin
"They are real."-EX. Girlfriend
"I don't stuff my bra."-EX.Girlfriend
"My parents aren't that bad."-EX. Girlfriend
"I never did a porno."-EX. Girlfriend
"Drink this and you will feel better."-My friend Nate.
.......yeah.
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:icontoonzsedaki:
toonzsedaki Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can see why you broke up with her.
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
Your girlfriend did a porno?
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:iconlaurart:
laurart Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
`FixMeKnow is a chick. Pff, with that huge penis? Pff I say.
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
I know you're jealous.
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:iconlaurart:
laurart Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
I am :(
Mine is huge, but yours is just, wow. I mean I think even Baumgartner before he jumped he could actually see it  D:
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
We'll see.
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:iconmadfairy7:
Madfairy7 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
It doesn't hurt, I will be gentle.
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:iconlaurart:
laurart Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
I TRIED BUT IT WAS TOO BIG OK? JEEZ.
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:iconmadfairy7:
Madfairy7 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO USE A SMALLER LADLE NEXT TIME
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:iconlaurart:
laurart Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
I HAD TO GOOGLE LADLE.  YOU'RE RIGHT, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING.
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:iconikiska:
iKiska Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student General Artist
:lol:
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:iconmadfairy7:
Madfairy7 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
hahaha I didn't even know that it is a right word :lmao:
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:iconlaurart:
laurart Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
:laughing:!
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:icongvcspecks:
gvcspecks Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
it will only hurt for a second.
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:icongvcspecks:
gvcspecks Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
closely followed by, its nearly over.
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:iconpicturefragments:
picturefragments Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that human activity causes climate change
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
That `laurart is actually tall.
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:iconlaurart:
laurart Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
I am tall! ...er than a gnome ;_;
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
Suuuuuuuuuure.
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:iconlaurart:
laurart Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
God. Not a very original reply, but that's the mother of all bluffs.
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:iconhurricaneclaw:
Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Santa
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
Titanic
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:iconalphasunking:
Alphasunking Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
2012 dooms day
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:iconbullet-magnet:
Bullet-Magnet Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
"I didn't smack you, your bottom ran right into my hand."
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:iconruwich:
Ruwich Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Eat a lot so you can grow big and strong."

That only made me fat.
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:iconpriteeboy:
priteeboy Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
fat people tend to still be stronger than malnourished people though ;) If they lose a fight against one it's probably due to their sluggish movement speed, not lack of strength ;p
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Perhaps if there was more output. :O
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:iconpriteeboy:
priteeboy Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
When I was a kid, from my mother...

"I have eyes on the back of my head!" :stinkeye:
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:iconknightster:
Knightster Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
Dammit, my mother said the same! There must be a world wide mother conspiracy...
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:iconpriteeboy:
priteeboy Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It goes in the ranks of:

:bulletred: Staring at the screen for too long will make your eyes go square.
:bulletorange: Carrots will give you night-vision.
:bulletyellow: Needles don't hurt.
:bulletgreen: I'll only be a couple of minutes.
:bulletblue: We'll take you there next week.
:bulletpurple: They're just jealous.
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