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A list of uses for the allmighty LLAMA.

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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
We must have Llamas! More llamas... MORE MORE MORE!________

If there is a zombie apocalypse, we can ride the Llama to safety

If there is an asteroid and the ensuing dust cloud destroys the world food supply, we can eat the nutrient rich Llama.

If we need to warm ourselves in an ice storm, we can cut the Llama open and pack its warm entrails into our clothing, ala Hans Solo in the Empire Strikes back.

If a life and death situation ever arises where you need to give the name of a thing that begins with two of the same letters... the Llama will save you

If you need to reach something on a shelf, the Llama is very tall... you can train the Llama to bring you a ladder 0_o

The Llama spits. umm... the Llama spits.

Anything else? please reply. Violence, irony, disrespect of the sanctity of the Llama, satire, and sarcasm are NOT encouraged
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I hear llamas make very good burgers. They could save the almighty McDonald's chain from going under during the global recession :B
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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
actually that doesnt make sense. I think you're missing the point of the post. you are supposed to make up some sarcastic or ironic or otherwise witty use for llamas. this doesnt work.

mcdonald's ALREADY uses llama in their burgers, along with cat, dog, and a variety of crushed insects. please try again though :)
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Operia Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh please, McDonald's is much too poor to afford cat meat :lol:

Anyway, in response to your challenge...I accept :iconchallengeacceptedplz:

They also make a very nutritious meal for any household animal. I feed it to my goldfish every day; he loves it! I think :XD:
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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
trust me my friend, it is no challenge...

The llama is the poor man's sheep.

The llama is a great shopping buddy. llama is A MALL SPELLED BACKWARDS.

Llama's will be great ground troops during the invasion of new zealand.

if you're bored you can talk to a llama's mama. A llama's mama is a banch of llama drama.

whew!
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Stalker, you know where I live :stare:

Although, when Australians finally run out of kangaroos to feed on, they can make the llama their new national icon :eyes:
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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
we live in los angeles. so now we're even. its posted on your profile. Besides, i needed something else to go on for the llama challenge. I ran out of ideas~
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Operia Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, because I'm an awesome person who advertises their location :eyes:

Llama challenge? Intriguing
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maltese101 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student General Artist
When we get trampled by llamas, we'll use llama skin and blood to conjure a genocide spell :dummy:
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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
genocidal spell? I am a little concerned. Id like to know which group of people you are considering wiping out!
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maltese101 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student General Artist
THE LLAMA RACE.
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:iconthefoxysquirrel:
thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Yes, yes i see it clearly now. I concur! Death to the Llama!
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phoenixleo Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
It can spit on you.
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:iconthefoxysquirrel:
thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I mentioned the spit already.
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phoenixleo Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
You didn't mention it can spit on people specifically. The two are different.    

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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
you have been saved on a technicality!
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:iconphoenixleo:
phoenixleo Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
Which is why bless your thread. \o\
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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
lol. I saw that someone had said llamas were useless. So i thought of a few ways llamas could be useful... in a dystopian kinda way.

i figured what the hell? there are alot more threads here that are much more inane than this. hope it made some people laugh!
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phoenixleo Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
Other countries use llamas as mode of transportation same like horses or camels, so they aren't useless. :lol:
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Which is good. I needed a shower.
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phoenixleo Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
Hmm.
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is that a thoughtful hmm or a confused hmm?
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phoenixleo Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
The first one.    

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:iconthefoxysquirrel:
thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Pay no attention to him. He cannot read.
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ScottaHemi Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it's a pile of petrified Llama Poop, want to bulldoze over it?
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UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
WTF?
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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Haha... The llama is great at impersonations!!!
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UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That is another talent of the mighty sacred Llama :eyes:
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Pakaku Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
The llama is a very good friend
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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Could be... but are all llama's the same? Now that is question with life altering implications.
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
Wait a minute, cutting a llama open is not disrespecting the sanctity of the llama?
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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I didn't say we wouldnt thank the llama first. Now cutting without thanking? Disrespectful!
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
When I got my first llama
i thought cool. But then it seemed like they were being given away like candy on Halloween. The only good use for a llama is if a giant Kodiak bear is chasing you intent on making you his dinner, sac a llama and kick it into the bear's jaws. Better the llama than me.
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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I completely agree. Llama's are too numerous anyways. Next time I plan on being chased by a bear, I shall remember to bring along a llama.

I actually have been chased by a black bear while fly fishing in mammoth!!! lol
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
Hard to believe, but bears are faster than we are. Lucky for you he was not that interested in eating.
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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Very very true. I was in this stream fly fishing and he actually kinda snuk up on me. Before you know it, he is like 10 ft away. I panicked and turn to run, falling several times. He followed me for a bit, then I lost track of him. No one believed me when I was all freaked out, but when we drove away a few minutes later, we caught the bear on camera from the road. He was in the stream. Maybe I was on his turf? lol
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
Maybe, but you were lucky it wasn't a female with cubs or you may have been dinner for the three little bears.
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Vanhir Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
What.
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Stieger Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
HOLA, COMO TE LLAMAS? :iconteheplz:
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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
haha!
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