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Butchering the ukelele

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Backsackandjack Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
While I consider myself a mild man, I am like every other man in that I have limits.

And listening to the 90th run of "Johnny be good" played badly on the Ukelele by my next door neighbour is so far past my limitations!


So my question to you dear deviants, is have you ever had your buttons pressed by a next door neighbour, what did they do and how did you resolve it?






I should also add in that I am not prepared to help anyone move any dead bodies.
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cixie Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I never answered a door .
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:iconpaintedkelpie:
Retaliatory music that's gloriously annoying, when she finally puts the ukelele down. I don't know if you have a disturbing the peace curfew where you live but shutting it off at precisely that moment might drive the nail down harder.....
Try this: [link]

My neighbors are downright losers and worse. My evil eye is pretty spectacular at communicating displeasure.
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:iconcup-of-javo:
Every person I've lived next to has either been a whore, an annoying weird-ass, or both on either side of me. (I live in a dormitory.)

I just have six more months and I never have to live on campus again.
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LeapingLela Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
At my apartment I had the landlord from hell. Outlets that would work one day, then the next not and the same with light fixtures. Heating and air conditioning that would never work when you needed it. When you put in a work order he would charge over 100 bucks on average for the repair that was "our fault" for shorting the wires our blowing the breaker which was bullshit. And then he claimed I never paid my rent, which was also bullshit because I looked at my account and saw he accepted my check.

My current neighbor right across the hall from me is an electrician. Every time his outlets didn't work he fixed them himself. And it was always the same wire. My neighbor who refused to pay a nickel to my landlord accused him of sabotaging the building and a variety of other safety violations. Nothing happened afterwards until I moved out. I then later saw a huge expose on the Seattle Weekly about the landlord and his crafty ways to over charge everyone who lived in the building.
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Operia Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My neighbour's house smells like duck shit (no actually, it does). I can smell it when I go to hang out the washing in the morning :dead:

At least she doesn't feed them at five in the morning anymore :grump:

I have yet to resolve the matter of course :|
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Backsackandjack Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You could always sit out there with a gun, there's good eating on a duck.
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Operia Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's probably a better use than having the neighbour feed them :shrug:
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Backsackandjack Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Damn right it is.
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:iconcomrademonaco:
My neighbours walk their dogs in our backyard because they think it's just a random area of trees. :stare: 3 acres of land and it looks like a bloody forest. The other day I shouted "GO GET MY RIFLE!" and they never came back again. :dummy:
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Backsackandjack Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can see why, not a bluff worth calling.
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