Retaliatory music that's gloriously annoying, when she finally puts the ukelele down. I don't know if you have a disturbing the peace curfew where you live but shutting it off at precisely that moment might drive the nail down harder..... Try this: [link]
My neighbors are downright losers and worse. My evil eye is pretty spectacular at communicating displeasure.
At my apartment I had the landlord from hell. Outlets that would work one day, then the next not and the same with light fixtures. Heating and air conditioning that would never work when you needed it. When you put in a work order he would charge over 100 bucks on average for the repair that was "our fault" for shorting the wires our blowing the breaker which was bullshit. And then he claimed I never paid my rent, which was also bullshit because I looked at my account and saw he accepted my check.
My current neighbor right across the hall from me is an electrician. Every time his outlets didn't work he fixed them himself. And it was always the same wire. My neighbor who refused to pay a nickel to my landlord accused him of sabotaging the building and a variety of other safety violations. Nothing happened afterwards until I moved out. I then later saw a huge expose on the Seattle Weekly about the landlord and his crafty ways to over charge everyone who lived in the building.
My neighbours walk their dogs in our backyard because they think it's just a random area of trees. 3 acres of land and it looks like a bloody forest. The other day I shouted "GO GET MY RIFLE!" and they never came back again.
Well, you know all too well my frustrations with my previous neighbors.. Before things became insanely ridiculous with them though.. when they were merely trying to tell me how to parent my children and denying us heat while it was below freezing outside.. I went downstairs and got in their face demanding they knock it off etc.. it seemed to have resolved things for a short while, I think they were afraid of me or something since the bitch kept repeating over and over to me that she was not afraid of me (even though I never said or did anything to imply she needed to be aside from get in her space and use a stern voice while doing so).
Yeah. It worked for him too, until he messed with me. He was like 4 times my size and I just punched him up then smacked him with a giant tree branch. He tried to try me again later by using his size against me. I smacked him with a giant bored with rusty nails in it.
All that was revenge for him smacking me with a brick first.
My neighbour broke into my house once, and I smacked her with a length of wood. She was charged with burglary, and me for ABH with intent to endanger life. Once I got out of the police station I got a few friends together and went and ransacked her house.