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Surviving Mediocrity(es)

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Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
How do you survive mediocrity?

or

How would you like to survive mediocrity?

:meow:

I survive mediocrity by abducting cows and taking them back to my homeworld.
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:iconpatt-ytto:
Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
weed
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
A simple solution. :nod:
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:iconmr-bananasham:
Mr-bananasham Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
the blood of the innocent is a good remedy. hail satan!
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:noes: This escalated quickly!
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student Filmographer
cocaine is an effective antidote.
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Orly? :lol:
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student Filmographer
Yes. :D
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:iconpseudotumor:
PseudoTumor Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Prescription narcotics work as well to dull out the mediocrity and start feeling like a superstar!
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student Filmographer
mix the two together, and it's pretty much Celebrity Icy-Hot.
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:iconthecures:
TheCures Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
i shit once a week i'd say i'm pretty damn special
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:iconpseudotumor:
PseudoTumor Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm the same way! Our bodies much just use all they can from what we eat. Do yours end of being rock hard and nearly spherical? Mine do - it's like my colons polishing them out to look like the most beautiful turd ever.
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I say! How do you store it all?
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:iconthecures:
TheCures Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
no idea man, i don't eat that much but still!
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait, you were serious? :o
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:iconthecures:
TheCures Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
partially, i've had an infection and it's been weeks since i've had a sane shit.
sorry for the TMI
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww, that sucks. :(

Good luck recovering!
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:iconthecures:
TheCures Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
thankuu
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Welcome :)
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I read the dictionary :bored:
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That is rather exceptional. :la:
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's actually a lot of fun! I now know what onomatopoeia is :la:
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:iconkiryuin-satsuki:
Kiryuin-Satsuki Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
Did they not teach you that in school??
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You learned that at school? :O
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:iconkiryuin-satsuki:
Kiryuin-Satsuki Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Yeah lol GCSE 15/16 years old :)
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm eighteen, so I must be screwed :stare:
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:iconpseudotumor:
PseudoTumor Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That was standard vocab for me in high school too but don't worry too much. The average person doesn't remember the meaning of words like that. So kudos to you for taking an active involvement in expanding your vocabulary.
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DNQ13 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
i would like to survive it by drowning eeeverything uninspiring in pasta sauce and eat it with spaghetti. where's homeworld? :)
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Where are you going to get all this spaghetti?

My homeworld is a planetoid in this solar system. :paranoid:
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:iconmadoldhag:
MadOldHag Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Mediocrity is something I still dream of. How would it feel, I wonder, to be mediocre, at least?
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So you just suck? :noes:
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:iconmadoldhag:
MadOldHag Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I was just frustrated when I wrote this, but it's true that I don't see myself as intermediate (or mediocre) yet.
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Are we talking about art, or life? :noes:
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:iconmadoldhag:
MadOldHag Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
More about art, I think.
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's good. :pat:
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:iconmadoldhag:
MadOldHag Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It is frustrating not being able to do a character which means a lot to me justice.

In life, I am a nobody, but my boyfriend doesn't judge me by idiot standards. That I never studied doesn't mean that I am uneducated and stupid. That I only get helper jobs doesn't mean that I can't do anything else.
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What are helper jobs?
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
You are the epitome of mediocrity. There is no escape for one such as you.
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Logical I would make a thread about it then, right?
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Not logical, mediocre.
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That doesn't even make sense. :o
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
Yea it does. Both logical and mediocre are adjectives.
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:iconiriastar:
Iriastar Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
What mediocrity? :no:
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You are only a tiger. That by itself is mediocre.
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:iconiriastar:
Iriastar Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
You're jealous. :pat:
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nahhhh :unimpressed:
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:iconiriastar:
Iriastar Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Why would you need to attack my tigerness, then? :pat:
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Because you have a diamond eye. :stare:
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:iconiriastar:
Iriastar Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
It's just a .gif and you know it. :pat:
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconweirdlaplz: I'm surprised you'd admit to that.
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carusmm Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I generally think suicidal thoughts.
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