Toaster! Ever since I heard that nearly 700+ people die every year from toaster electrocution I started unplugging mine whenever It's not in use. I really don't want to die in such a stupid way. I'd only be remembered for the way I died and nothing else if I died by toaster. All the puns and jokes that would come from that too ugh. When I go I want to go in my sleep nice and peaceful.
My teacher going crazy. She'd through a desk at my face and I'd get a concussion, sit in a hospital bed for two years, and get pillow sufficated by my dad.