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a ridiculous way you wouldn t want to die

:iconkiomaru1:
kiomaru1 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student Artist
so yea the title says it all lol
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:iconintellectua:
Intellectua Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Climbing into a fridge as a nuke explodes and realising that it's fucking useless.
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:icondevere:
deVere Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
I wouldn't want to get a pig (falling from a roof) in the head - that (supposedly) happened to some guy once.
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DeviantCD Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Toaster! Ever since I heard that nearly 700+ people die every year from toaster electrocution I started unplugging mine whenever It's not in use. I really don't want to die in such a stupid way. I'd only be remembered for the way I died and nothing else if I died by toaster. All the puns and jokes that would come from that too ugh. When I go I want to go in my sleep nice and peaceful.
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EatingEmoKids Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
My teacher going crazy. She'd through a desk at my face and I'd get a concussion, sit in a hospital bed for two years, and get pillow sufficated by my dad.
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:iconfuyuko7:
Fuyuko7 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
From a blocked nose...
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:iconcrazylitllemonster:
CrazyLitlleMonster Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist
Choking on chocolate.
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:iconsoda-with-cyanide:
soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Convulsive coughs come in mind for whatsoever reason. :B
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:iconytcyberpunk:
YTcyberpunk Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Suffocated by elephant poop. Yes, there's an urban legend that happened to someone.
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:iconsatoshi444:
Satoshi444 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Killed by someone. I don't care by who, when, or where. I just think it would be ridiculous if someone kill me.
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:iconmerlok1:
Merlok1 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
while taking a ****
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
With my pants down.
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:iconmkemaster:
Mkemaster Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Tied to a tree with a sign written on it 'Death to Homosexuals'
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:iconjphyper:
Jphyper Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
Impaled on a unicorn's horn. That would be strange.
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:iconartificialphantom:
ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sticking my head into the mouth of a lion or tiger (like at the circus) the time it decides it has had enough and bites down.
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The-Build Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Going hiking all by myself, not telling anyone, taking a phone, submitting a map or plan route and then getting my arm trapped under a rock until I starve because I forgot to bring a pen knife.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd hate to die during sex. I would never get that one last final climax. And then the poor woman!
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
The longest and slowest most painful way! :dummy:
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Falling into a septic tank.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
For a second I thought you said skeptic tank...
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:stare:
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That would have been hilarious, no doubt.
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am already in a skeptic tank.
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Is it hilarious in there?
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nope
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:iconpyrosikth:
PyroSikTh Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's disappointing. It's hilarious from out here.
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:iconmaltese101:
maltese101 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Student General Artist
Do the cinnamon challenge :dummy:
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:iconpriteeboy:
priteeboy Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
People are listing gruesome ways to die when the title suggest embarrassing ways to die, you know, like a case of "I wouldn't be caught dead dying this way" :laughing:

I can imagine dying while jacking it, or doing anything considered sexual, perverted or weird would have your family giving each other a lot of looks after the funeral :evileye: Or dying from sheer stupidity, like slipping on a bar of soap in the shower and knocking yourself out for good or pruning a large branch off a tree and it falls off and crushes you etc :oops:
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kiomaru1 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Student Artist
yea about the title , ikr ! weell i just though i d go that way since they understand it this way =x

lol dying while jacking off Oo hopefully it s rare of else half of men population would disapear lol
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priteeboy Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It happens, but very rarely. Some men get off over choking or suffocating themselves while they do it, which is dangerous considering their blood - the primary source of Oxygen to the brain is mostly...down there :giggle:

One crazy sex-related death though is one I saw on a show called "1000 ways to die" which documents cases of bizarre ways that people have died in real life. Some man in his early 20's paid his first visit to a whore house to finally live out his dreams of being bounded in a rubber body suit and "punished" by a sexy mistress :horny: But soon after starting the process he realized something was wrong - he was having an allergic reaction to the latex the body suit was made from, his skin started to break out into burning, itching hives, of course, being completely covered - the mistress couldn't see anything, and he was ball-gagged too by that point, so the best he could do is make some muffled attempts at screaming for help which the mistress just assumed was him just enjoying it so much so she continued to do her thing :lol: The reaction got the better of him and he then passed out and died :O_o:
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:iconkiomaru1:
kiomaru1 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Student Artist
..wow... that suck =x
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:iconwizardofunseen:
WizardOfUnseen Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The fuck did I just read. :no:
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:iconjericawinters:
JericaWinters Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
Choking on food would be embarrassing.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Especially if it is one peanut. :nod:
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:iconkiomaru1:
kiomaru1 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student Artist
yeaa this one is a classsic ( it is this tought that actually made me create this thread lol )
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:iconjericawinters:
JericaWinters Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
I live alone so I have to be more careful about eating...there's no one around to do the heimlik manuever.
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:iconsimondutoit:
SimonDuToit Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Professional General Artist
Slipping on an egg in a hen battery and then being eaten by the hens because they ran out of seed and shit.
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:iconkiomaru1:
kiomaru1 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student Artist
Oo zommbies hen Oo????
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
On the toilet. :paranoid:
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:icondeshrubber:
deshrubber Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:paranoid: Before, during, or after?
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
During, for sure. :U
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:icondeshrubber:
deshrubber Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconco-phantom:
:iconpooplz: Arrrgh grrr arrr ----------------------------------------- :dead:
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pretty much. :lol:
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:icondeshrubber:
deshrubber Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks, I don't get that many chances to use that plz!
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:iconkiomaru1:
kiomaru1 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student Artist
lol how would you die on the toilet (flushed by accident lol ? )
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Maybe someone put a bomb in there or something. :noes:
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:iconkiomaru1:
kiomaru1 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student Artist
mnnn now i ll to ckeck it bebore sitting....
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:iconhurricaneclaw:
Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Getting hit by a diaper truck. Or being brained by a vending machine. Or maybe getting electrocuted by my DS charger.
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:iconkiomaru1:
kiomaru1 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student Artist
getting hit by a diaper truck would be my last pick lol
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:iconhurricaneclaw:
Hurricaneclaw Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:P Imagine that on the paper.
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