Toaster! Ever since I heard that nearly 700+ people die every year from toaster electrocution I started unplugging mine whenever It's not in use. I really don't want to die in such a stupid way. I'd only be remembered for the way I died and nothing else if I died by toaster. All the puns and jokes that would come from that too ugh. When I go I want to go in my sleep nice and peaceful.
People are listing gruesome ways to die when the title suggest embarrassing ways to die, you know, like a case of "I wouldn't be caught dead dying this way"
I can imagine dying while jacking it, or doing anything considered sexual, perverted or weird would have your family giving each other a lot of looks after the funeral Or dying from sheer stupidity, like slipping on a bar of soap in the shower and knocking yourself out for good or pruning a large branch off a tree and it falls off and crushes you etc
It happens, but very rarely. Some men get off over choking or suffocating themselves while they do it, which is dangerous considering their blood - the primary source of Oxygen to the brain is mostly...down there
One crazy sex-related death though is one I saw on a show called "1000 ways to die" which documents cases of bizarre ways that people have died in real life. Some man in his early 20's paid his first visit to a whore house to finally live out his dreams of being bounded in a rubber body suit and "punished" by a sexy mistress But soon after starting the process he realized something was wrong - he was having an allergic reaction to the latex the body suit was made from, his skin started to break out into burning, itching hives, of course, being completely covered - the mistress couldn't see anything, and he was ball-gagged too by that point, so the best he could do is make some muffled attempts at screaming for help which the mistress just assumed was him just enjoying it so much so she continued to do her thing The reaction got the better of him and he then passed out and died