The Pen and the Sword


KSXZT's avatar
The pen is mightier than the sword, but a picture is worth a thousand words.

So is a picture of a sword mightier than the pen?

But that doesn't make sense: couldn't I just poke a hole through the picture with the pen? But with the actual sword, I would be able to chop the pen up into little bits, whereas no harm could be done to the sword. I was hoping the sword could at least get vicarious satisfaction by at least having its picture be mightier, but now I'm confused. What is the resolution to this conundrum?
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RobStrand's avatar
I behead you with my sword and use your blood in a pen to draw a picture with a thousand words.

This sums it up.
KSXZT's avatar
You seem to have covered most of the salient points.
RobStrand's avatar
With your blood...
KSXZT's avatar
:no: My blood is like acid. Tastes like it too.
RobStrand's avatar
It better be Sodium Hydroxide or Hydrofluoric Acid that is all I drink.
KSXZT's avatar
Ascorbic acid and distilled water. Perfect for mixing heroin with.
RobStrand's avatar
I prefer dissolving bodies in bathtubs. Usually hookers or rival mobsters.
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WandererAnon's avatar
A pen can out write any image that would mean a thousand words. Like this image here: [link]
KSXZT's avatar
That image only needs one word.
WorldWar-Tori's avatar
Put it all in a box with a grenade... whatever survives is the winner. Nothing survives they're all inferior
KSXZT's avatar
I wouldn't want that job.
WorldWar-Tori's avatar
Then ya gotta stop mixing metaphors
DesmondForever's avatar
what about a sword with a pen at the bottom of the handle and a roll of paper inside the handle that is replaced when it runs out?
KSXZT's avatar
What kind of witchery is this?
LeftHandThreads's avatar
But you're forgetting the picture of a sword can unleash the "death of a thousand paper cuts."
KSXZT's avatar
And what a horrible death that is.
No-pretext's avatar
Paper cuts sure do suck.
KSXZT's avatar
I've never been that unfortunate in actually getting one. :phew:
Namouah's avatar
-The pen is mightier than the sword- Death Note told me this. :D

Now the answer:
With a sword you can kill a lot of people, but if you have got a pen you can save, bring to life a lot of people, even those who never existed. :pencil:
KSXZT's avatar
So is the picture of a sword mightier than the pen?
Namouah's avatar
No.
How is it possible: I can hold my pen and transform it in a sweet and innocent flower u.ù and be the winner.
KSXZT's avatar
But the sword can behead that flower...
Namouah's avatar
Well... not if the sword is only a photo.
KSXZT's avatar
I bet if you chucked the photo straight ahead, like a shuriken, you could take out the flower.
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