I have been known to do inevitably complicated tests to find out how much rum a short girl can drink in one go. However, I always forget to write down the results, so I have to do the test again.
I only realise I've still forgotten to write them down when I'm out of rum and my head is swimming. Then I test my driving skills in the golf buggy around the front garden.
If you were to do drunk science what would you do?