1. Alice from Resident Evil 2. My oldest sister-in-law 3. Hell, my father-in-law. He has a nice supply of weapons already. 4. I like ~monstermaster13's suggestion of Bruce Campbell so I'd steal him. But a younger him.
I do not need a team I am too awesome by myself but if I am forced to then here is my list
1) Sherlock Holmes 2) Wade from X Men Origins 3) Zero from X men Origins 4) Dr House 5) The character that Nicholas Cage played in the movie Gone in 60 seconds 6) Snooki since she has no brains She can be a good shield