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"Were you high when you bought this?"

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Orange-Zeppelin Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
With that wonderful cheery festive holiday approaching us far faster then some of us would like, you can't help but to reflect on all the crap you've received in years past. So my question is, What is the weirdest, lamest, most awkward,or just plain worst present you have ever received for the holidays? Mine is tied between the gigantic matching sweaters my mom and I got one year that were both a horrid shade of pink that only geriatric people would wear, and the crummy toothbrush that my legitimately retarded aunt gave me (that she flat out said she got for free at the dentist).
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HametsuNoCharge Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A cookie in a box in another box in a bag in loose fabric, in a sweater, in another box in a gift bag. lol But he took me to the movies the next day so I let him live :D....I kept the sweater too.
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Engelsblau Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
A twilight-book. For my birthday. :lol:
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0rg Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
I got a railroad spike for my birthday once
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tuftedpuffin Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
When I was 15 I got a Sleepytime Ernie toy from my aunt. He came with a bed, and yawned and said "I'm so sleepy!" and started snoring.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't remember anything overly odd or anything. A gift is a gift. :nod:

..especially when we can 'recycle' them. :la:
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SamuelEarl666 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist
I never got anything bad. We used to get random things at Christmas anyway. The weirdest thing was probably getting small boxes of pick&mix like sweets from a relative.
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student General Artist
No thanks, I appreciate all the gifts I get in the Season, even if it's the wrong version of what I asked for.
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Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student General Artist
Whaddya want, a medal? Quit ruining our holiday bitterness.
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student General Artist
JOY TO DA WURL DA LORD HAS CUM! :la:
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DJ0Hybrid Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Outside of white elephant stuff, nothing really. My relatives give me cash or gift cards then my parents are given a list, the more detailed the better. Though one time I did do a gift exchange for my home church with a $5 limit, so all I asked was for soda. Come the Christmas party, I got a soda as well as a pirated copy of a (given for free but no longer printed) Need for Speed game.

The person knew me well.
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Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My friend bought me a sexual device....asshole. :grump:
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VISIONOFTHEWORLD Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
But you're enjoying it aren't you? You see, he isn't such an asshole afterall is he? Nice guy :nod:
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Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student General Artist
1. look at your signature with that comment.
2. i wish my friends did that, my vibrator broke. TT-TT
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Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
1.oh, that's awkward. I just changed my sig. :B
2.I don't want a vibrator. :no:
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Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student General Artist
Why not?!
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No guesses how that broke. :O
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Oh-Cherie-Cherie Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student General Artist
heh. actually it was water damage, so uhm.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh.. oh dear. :O_o:
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lol: An asshole? Have you worn out the one you were born with already?
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Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:stare: no....
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hoggys2much Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
I can't decide between all The Simpson's crap my Aunt keeps buying me. A few years back she gave me this horrible Simpson's mug or the horrible Simpson's socks she got me last year. I put the Simpson's socks into a clothes charity bag.

Or the last two Christmas presents my brother got me. Last year he got me Microsoft points. Now I haven't used MS points in over 2 years or the cheap ass second hand copy of Super Street Fighter Four. Now I hate Street Fighter and all Super Street Fighter is is just DLC on a disc. My mom lied to him and told him I had already played it so I was able to get the receipt and take it back to the shops for the cash.
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nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
Nothing too weird, other than an awful looking photoframe. :ohnoes:
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jamieDEAR Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
One of my friends gave me this ratty old baby doll that was wearing a zebra suit... I had no idea how to accept it, but to just force a smile and say, "Thank you."

That was an awkward year.
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Madfairy7 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I never get anything. And I am not lieing.
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LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My aunt gave me $25 dollars once in an empty box of Benadryl. :nod:
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Orange-Zeppelin Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Hey, at least you got money out of it! That almost sounds like something my Grandpa would do. He always comes up with weird ways to give us money.
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LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
We do that all the time when we can't find small boxes to put the tiny gifts in. :XD:
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Kamal-Q Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
It's always Benadryl?
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LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes or mugwort, but that doesn't come in a box. :no:
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Kamal-Q Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Why not Tylenol boxes?
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LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
We rarely use Tylenol, so we won't have any.
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