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What would you do if you woke up and found an alien peering in your window?

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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
We have a house in the desert we go to occasionally. My dad put an alien mask on a stick outside my window and when I woke up at night to get a drink of water I saw it and screamed and about ripped the blinds off the wall trying to close them. I can laugh at it now but I was really pissed at him for a while. So what would you do if you were in the desert late at night and saw an alien face peering at you through your window at you?
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Tweezalton Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Walk up and slowly close the blinds as if he isn't there. Then run like hell.
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I'd yell at it, and say that it aint got no pancake mix.
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D-bandersnatch Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I normally keep my windows covered up so i wouldn't have to see anything. But if this did happen i probably would get terrified, look away to just look back to see if its still there as i grab my machate just in case.
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
And the alien would have his ray gun on you and say, "ah ah ah, drop it or sizzle like bacon. And this being a Napazoid A5, the most powerful ray gun on your planet, you gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk!?
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Knightster Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
I say "no I don't want to have my windows cleaned you immigrant prick!" In most obnoxious, yet posh accent possible.
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
But I wasn't talking about illegal aliens from across the border.
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elizabethdennis Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
My initial reaction would probably be to get up and go to the window to check if its real.
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
I guess it would be look now, scream later.
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priteeboy Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The concept of seeing an alien is something I imagine being both amazing yet terrifying - sorta like being within just metres of an approaching tornado, or swimming in a tank of sharks :O I think my natural instincts would get the better of me though and find the sight absolutely terrifying, I'd run out of the room :fear:

Depend son the look of the alien too I guess, if it was one of those stupid-looking Star Trek like ones I wouldn't be as scared. Though the traditional "grey" alien :alien: is pretty damn freaky and much more realistic as an alien concept.
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Nobody has said yet that they would take their 357 magnum and put a bullet through the alien's forehead seeing as it would be the biggest target.
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BonnieKnox Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The first reaction would be: What the fuck?. I would not know if what I was seeing is real or not. If I find the fella is friendly, offer him/her, a glass of whiskey, just to see how alcohol works in their system. :iconevilgrinplz:
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Seeing as you would be a bit drowsy it would probably look pretty real. I would forgo the booze. It might react negatively with the alien's system and get him completely sloshed. And a drunk alien might just disintegrate you and your house while playing with his ray gun.
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BonnieKnox Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol!. I did not think about that possibility :iconfacepalmplz:
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ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If it was a Klingon I would immediately engage him in battle so that I could die an honorable death.
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soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student General Artist
Depends on what type of alien it is; but I might jump a little, then wave at it and go back to sleep. or pick dad's axe/my pocket knife/the meat cleaver from the kitchen...
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Fried alien? Maybe they would be more tender if just sauteed.
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soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Student General Artist
Heh, I'm very cautios near new stuff, therefore I doubt I'd cook it.
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XXBlackXFoxXX Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Depends on what alien it was. I mean the doctors an alien and if it was him I'd great him. but if it was a Racnoss. I'd probably scream
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Depends on what it looked like. If it had a face like a friendly dog turd, ie. looked like ET, I'd probably involve it in a staring competition (I've practiced on my cat). Otherwise, I think I may go a little nuts and try to hide.
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
well he looked a little like Vanhir if you know who that is.
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Then I'd open the window and attempt to pet it.
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
And hope your reaching for him is not construed as a hostile act, in which case you will be wearing a hook where that hand should be.
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KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd love a hook! I could better pretend to be a pirate!
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David-Essex Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
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Vanhir Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Tell it to fuck off back to Area 51. :|
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nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
I would be screaming my head off and be really mad if the alien was my dad. :grump:
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KIMB00P Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I would pretend that I was still asleep,
or if that isn't possible, ie, already standing, etc,
I would pretend to faint.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
I'd be scared like fuck, but depending on how it looks like and or expresses anything towards me I'd act accordingly.
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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It's so PC to call them aliens. I just call them Mexicans. :no:
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
So aliens come from California?
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The-Build Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Depends, if he wanted directions I'd help, if not, then I'd inconvenience him with the vacuum cleaner.
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
They probably traveled a trillion miles through space and navigated here. Why would they need directions. Besides I think they have better GPS devices than we do.
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The-Build Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You never know, it could be broken or he could be too drunk to use said device.
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AngelsInspiration Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012   General Artist
I would probably jump, kick everything within reach, end up half across the room and possibly break the window in the process, strangely enough I almost never scream or make sound when I'm startled.

I'm easily startled, I mean I get startled by people walking down the street when I round a corner sometimes and my mom thought my boyfriend beat me because I flinched a couple times around him.
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
You don't look like someone who would startle easily or else your art would look like Zorro made his mark of the "Z" on it.
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AngelsInspiration Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012   General Artist
Much of it does, I've just learned to draw in my sound proof bubble and bring the keys. That and graphite to the cornea=never again.
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Graphite to cornea? You stuck a pencil in your eye?
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AngelsInspiration Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012   General Artist
no. jokiing about doing that to people who startle me. don't worry though just joking.
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LisaReyOfHope Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
Thank god, because instead of rays coming out of your eyes it would be pencils.
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AngelsInspiration Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012   General Artist
Sounds like a new marvel comic to me. Though if it were me I'd have to be a supervillan ARTSNOB WOMAN! scary stuff.
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student General Artist
Zackaria! You've returned! Baba boo boo pa kee kee! :la:
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