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A story of Black Friday

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CammieObscura Dec 5, 2012
The people were lined up at the front entrance of the store, waiting to be let in. Some had been waiting for hours to be first inside and were getting antsy. Suddenly a little man wiggled in between the crowd trying to get to the front door. Those waiting muscled him out of line and to the back. A minute later he tried again and he was hit on the head by some lady with her purse and he was manhandled back to the end of the line. Once more he tried to get to the front of the line and this time he was pushed to the ground and kicked a few times and then hauled to the back of the line and thrown to the ground. He slowly got up, dusted himself off and grumbled to himself, "If any of these cretins touch me again I'll be damned if I will open the store for them!"
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3wyl Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Please read the Forum Posting Guidelines before posting as this does not encourage discussion and should be in your journal. :)

FAQ #801: Are there any rules for the Forums?

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OrangeKrissy Dec 5, 2012
I don't see why it is any worse than any other of the retarded threads people make. At least it has some humor and does rely on sex to get a laugh.
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OrangeKrissy Dec 5, 2012
Whoops, I mean it doesn't
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MisterKhact Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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prosaix Dec 5, 2012
Sup !Tricyclechimp... I see you've started impersonating women... Oh well. :shrug:
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Flicher Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You are awesome.
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Oh.

I get it.
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Bytestream Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wat
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Inkedalivebycolors Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're just retarded aren't you? You can't understand how to make a simple thread? This isn't fucking tumblr/facebook.
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