soda-with-cyanideFeatured By OwnerDec 4, 2012Student General Artist
Handkerchiefs are gross; my grandpa, hope he's in a better place, had this absolutely disgusting handkercheif; I don't remember ever seeing it in the laundry bin, so yeah, it was as yuck as hell, not to mention my grampa was a heavy smoker and he kept spitting in it.
What? My silk hanky still bends. At a film premiere a couple of years ago, Leonardo DiCaprio signed his name on it when said hanky was fresh and un-boogered. So I can't wash it, or not until I learn how to forge his signature.
Why on earth would anybody want to use my nosekerchief? Nosekerchiefs should have disappeared with the invention of paper products. When you vomit or defecate do you catch it in a rag and put it back into your pocket to be used again later? Actually I had a friend in grade school who would just hold one nostril shut and blow out the snot from the open one onto the ground.