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Handkerchief

:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Why do people use a 'hand' kerchief to blow their nose? Surely, they should be renamed 'nose' kerchief?

If a famous/important person had a runny nose in your presence, would you lend them your 'nose' kerchief or tell them to 'sod off' as they are no more important than the rest of us?
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:iconthesignofscorpio:
TheSignOfScorpio Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
This thread is so lame that is stings.
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
1968 - 2012 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
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:iconcammieobscura:
CammieObscura Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
Handkerchiefs were originally used to wipe tears from your eyes.
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:iconwildergothica:
WilderGothica Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't use one, that's unsanitary, I just wad my used kleenexes up and stash them to re-use till there is no more clean space! :iconcreepylaplz:
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
But they look nice. Especially sticking out of the pocket of a smart jacket. Prince Charles has one sticking out at premieres.
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:iconcammieobscura:
CammieObscura Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
let me use your sleeve. Ok, seriously? People have allergies and have to blow their nose.
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
Gimme a break.
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:iconsagethethird:
sagethethird Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Idk about you but I blow my nose on tissues or kleenex.

Hand kerchiefs though, better than foot kerchiefs, or just regular kerchiefs. ;)
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:iconstieger:
Stieger Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
LETS JUST CALL IT A PENCIL
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Blowing my nose on a pencil. I think the TATE would be interested in that idea. Nice!
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:iconsoda-with-cyanide:
soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Handkerchiefs are gross; my grandpa, hope he's in a better place, had this absolutely disgusting handkercheif; I don't remember ever seeing it in the laundry bin, so yeah, it was as yuck as hell, not to mention my grampa was a heavy smoker and he kept spitting in it. :puke:
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
So it was a spitkerchief?
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:iconsoda-with-cyanide:
soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Spitkerchief, nosekercheif, pisskercheif, cumkercheif, fuck those poor pieces of material, they should be banned. :stare:
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
earwaxkerchief.
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:iconsoda-with-cyanide:
soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Eww, just... How the heck can one clean it's ears with a piece of cloth?! Plus it's far more uncomfortable than q-tips.
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
One can either remove the ear and tap it gently until the wax falls out onto the waiting earkerchief or stick ones finger into the ear and jiggle it about a little.
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:iconmadfairy7:
Madfairy7 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
People who still use handkerchiefs that arent paper disgust me.
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
It disgusts me too. So unhygienic. :stare:
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
How come?
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:iconmadfairy7:
Madfairy7 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
It is disgusting, you can't throw it right after use so you wear a dirty handkerchief around in your pocket. EW
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
But what if it is made of beautiful silk? I cannot possibly throw it away.
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:iconmadfairy7:
Madfairy7 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Then you don't use it. Ruining silk with boogers is sacrilege.
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As long as it still bends, it's okay.
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:iconmadfairy7:
Madfairy7 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
EWWW srsly :lmao:
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What? My silk hanky still bends. At a film premiere a couple of years ago, Leonardo DiCaprio signed his name on it when said hanky was fresh and un-boogered. So I can't wash it, or not until I learn how to forge his signature.
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
But Prince Charles keeps his silk snot-rag in his upper jacket pocket for use on his upper lip. Royalty know best for sure.
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:iconmadfairy7:
Madfairy7 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
he is ugly and boogers in silk are still disgusting ;~;
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
He is supposed to be the most handsome man in the UK.
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:iconpoichanchan:
Poichanchan Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student Digital Artist
because ya hold it inn your hand annd not wrap it around youur nose...?
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:iconartificialphantom:
ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why on earth would anybody want to use my nosekerchief? Nosekerchiefs should have disappeared with the invention of paper products. When you vomit or defecate do you catch it in a rag and put it back into your pocket to be used again later? Actually I had a friend in grade school who would just hold one nostril shut and blow out the snot from the open one onto the ground.
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
'When you vomit or defecate do you catch it in a rag and put it back into your pocket to be used again later? '

I thought that we all did this? I am the only one?
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:iconartificialphantom:
ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, we all start out in diapers and usually end up in them again when we get old, so I guess yes we all do this. But if you share yours that would make you unique.
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Your avatar looks like a retarded owl.
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
That's because it is one.
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Is it you?
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
Nein.
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Why aren't you being reasonable?
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
What do you mean?
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
It's not hard to be reasonable! :noes:
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
I'd offer that person or anyone a napkin.

Handkerchief always makes me think of unhygienic stuff. :stare:
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:iconterminallybored:
terminallybored Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
WHY do you make so many accounts????????
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
What?
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:iconterminallybored:
terminallybored Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean, are you that bored you that have to make 19283883 accounts a month on here?
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
I don't know what you are getting at.
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:iconterminallybored:
terminallybored Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
also you definately british, americans don't say "sod off"
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
I am terminally bored.
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:iconsagethethird:
sagethethird Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
or are you terminally british?
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:iconitsderek:
ItsDerek Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
I don't understand what you are getting at.
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:iconterminallybored:
terminallybored Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i guessed as much. >:I
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