I HATE DEM NASTY LIZARDS!

~Badgercheese1994 Dec 3, 2012 Student General Artist

Back in the Summer, I had a panic attack, where damn nasty brown gecko was in a pair of shorts I was about to put on after showering, thank God it fell out before I put it on, but BOY did I scream. And just now, my phobia came back in full swing. Apparently, when I was outside today, laying on the ground, filming a scene, a little green bastard sneaked in my pant's leg. ( It's a pair of pyjama pants ._.) Now, me back inside, editing my video, feel this uncomfortable feeling in my left leg, like, something is moving in there, but I just think to myself, " It's the air," but suddenly, I place my hand on it, and feel something solid and think, " Okay, it's like, something in there, probably some grain like thing," but regardless, I take off my pants, underwear and all and toss them on the floor.. I stare at them, suddenly, the green lizard crawls out and on to my wall, leaving me screaming out, half naked, into the living room...

So, yeaah, I hate these fuckers, and of course, am terrified of them. Anyone have a similar phobic experience?

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~maltese101 Dec 5, 2012

Lizards are actually pretty cute and amusing.

I usually avoid roaches, flies and spiders.

Other insects/animals beside those three: meh.

=KnightAlmighty Dec 5, 2012

Whatever walks or crawls to my garden, dies in my garden. That is the rule.

~Badgercheese1994 Dec 5, 2012 Student General Artist

Do you have piranha plants?

=KnightAlmighty Dec 5, 2012

I have a cricket bat...

~Badgercheese1994 Dec 5, 2012 Student General Artist

I don't mind them being outside in my garden but I DO mind them being indoors and even worse, IN MY CLOTHES!

=KnightAlmighty Dec 5, 2012

Lizards took your clothes?!

~Badgercheese1994 Dec 5, 2012 Student General Artist

Yes, and made 'em into a house!

^3wyl Dec 4, 2012 Hobbyist Photographer

It was pretty gross when my mother found a garden snake, I think it was, and she chopped it up. It still moved so she chopped it up further and.. yeah.

~Badgercheese1994 Dec 4, 2012 Student General Artist

Oh come on, a garden snake?

They are harmless. I don't like lizards, but I dare not kill one.

^3wyl Dec 4, 2012 Hobbyist Photographer

I think so?

Could have been a lizard.

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