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I HATE DEM NASTY LIZARDS!

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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Student General Artist
Back in the Summer, I had a panic attack, where damn nasty brown gecko was in a pair of shorts I was about to put on after showering, thank God it fell out before I put it on, but BOY did I scream. And just now, my phobia came back in full swing. Apparently, when I was outside today, laying on the ground, filming a scene, a little green bastard sneaked in my pant's leg. ( It's a pair of pyjama pants ._.) Now, me back inside, editing my video, feel this uncomfortable feeling in my left leg, like, something is moving in there, but I just think to myself, " It's the air," but suddenly, I place my hand on it, and feel something solid and think, " Okay, it's like, something in there, probably some grain like thing," but regardless, I take off my pants, underwear and all and toss them on the floor.. I stare at them, suddenly, the green lizard crawls out and on to my wall, leaving me screaming out, half naked, into the living room...

So, yeaah, I hate these fuckers, and of course, am terrified of them. Anyone have a similar phobic experience?
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maltese101 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student General Artist
Lizards are actually pretty cute and amusing.

I usually avoid roaches, flies and spiders.

Other insects/animals beside those three: meh.
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Kightster Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
Whatever walks or crawls to my garden, dies in my garden. That is the rule.
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student General Artist
Do you have piranha plants? :la:
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Kightster Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
I have a cricket bat...
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student General Artist
I don't mind them being outside in my garden but I DO mind them being indoors and even worse, IN MY CLOTHES!
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Kightster Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
Lizards took your clothes?! :nuu:
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student General Artist
Yes, and made 'em into a house!
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
It was pretty gross when my mother found a garden snake, I think it was, and she chopped it up. It still moved so she chopped it up further and.. yeah. :hmm:
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh come on, a garden snake? :saddummy: They are harmless. I don't like lizards, but I dare not kill one.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I think so?

Could have been a lizard. :la:
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