On my last birthday on of my friends bought me £200 of crack cocaine. It was nice to see a bit of snow.

I have no friends

Not for lack of opportunities, but because I am not interested in dealing with people, and I keep myself horribly busy to have a real social life

I just have e-friends because I can block them easily if they annoy me

I get money, because that's a gift with no komplikayshons.

I don't really do birthdays, if it weren't for younger siblings I'd rather not do Christmas either. Instead of shopping I'd rather just sit at home doing whatever I felt like than receive gifts from other people. If someone wants to show appreciation they can do it any time of the year, having a designated time to do it just makes me view the ordeal as a pointless exchange. That's also why I sort of dislike Valentines Day, if it's important to other people I'll go through with the traditions so I don't bring them down but honestly if these things never happened ever again, I wouldn't lose sleep.

People buy me beer. =B My birthday is next Monday, so yeah beer!

I dislike birthdays.

Usually I just go out for a meal with my family.

My birthday is today, and this far, it's been kinda crap... Work has just been a massive chaos today, and as a result of that, I'm sooo tired. Plus I have a choir session after work, so I won't be home until late tonight. I feel like I'm dying a bit right now... I can't wait for the bottle of red wine that's waiting for me at home! Will have a nice, quiet little evening with my roomie tonight, just chatting and drinking.

birthdays are garbage. I can do that kind of thing any day I want.

Nope. I hate them too much.